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Old 06-24-2008, 11:30 AM   #1
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My first thought was to empty the best of the cat box into it ,roll it back up and put it back into the bag. SURPRISE!! cat nasty calzone!!!

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Old 06-24-2008, 12:45 PM   #2
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A red dye pack borrowed from a bank teller would do the trick.

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Old 06-24-2008, 01:07 PM   #3
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put a note in the paper that reads this- " Dear resident..we would like to congradulate you on being our one millionth subscriber.. please call us at - (add your #) and we can make arrangements for your prize- a one week all expenses paid Caribbean cruise in February. There are no catches or gimmicks.. just call us and we will make arrangements!

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Old 06-24-2008, 05:37 PM   #4
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If I could get to the paper first, I'd pull one of these pranks. But all I want to do is have photographic proof and confront them. If they continue to be a dork, then I'll persue legally. I don't take kindly to tresspassers and thieves. So far this year I've been accused of hiring stray cats to chase a dog under the wheels of the dog owner's truck, have had my house broken into, and my Sunday papers stolen while I'm away. Some one thinks it's OK to eff with Fred on Fred's turf. Someone has crossed a line and now they can't get back, I'll see this BS to a conclusion that satisfys me, not them.

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Old 06-24-2008, 06:04 PM   #5
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if you know what time your paper is dropped off, you could wake up and wait with a normal camera.

Id also notify the police about this right away so they know this has been an ongoing issue
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Old 06-25-2008, 07:06 PM   #6
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A red dye pack borrowed from a bank teller would do the trick.
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