Look at that poor worm! Hopefully our school system's "Just say No to Drugs and Eels" program and a strong religious upbringing will save him from the wickedness of his father so that he may grow up to be a fine young plug fisherman and a credit to his community. I'll pray for him, posthaste, and maybe contact the nearest Mother's Against Bait Fisherman office to see if they can help.
Look at that poor worm! Hopefully our school system's "Just say No to Drugs and Eels" program and a strong religious upbringing will save him from the wickedness of his father so that he may grow up to be a fine young plug fisherman and a credit to his community. I'll pray for him, posthaste, and maybe contact the nearest Mother's Against Bait Fisherman office to see if they can help.
You don't want to know what he did to the poor shiners.
It's not the bait
At the end of your line
It's the fishing hole
Where all the fish is blind
This could be more serious than I hoped.
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