Joke for today?

[Jenn]

DISCLAIMER....yes I am...so I can!

Subject: Ethnic Profiling >

A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk,
> > "I'd like some Polish sausage."
> >
> > The clerk looks at him and says,
> > "Are you Polish?"
> >
> > The guy, clearly offended, says,
> > "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
> > something. If I had asked for Italian
> > sausage would you ask me if I was
> > Italian?
> > Or if I had asked for German
> > bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
> > German?
> > Or if I asked for a kosher
> > hot dog, would you ask me if I was
> > Jewish?
> >
> > Or if I had asked for a taco,
> > would you ask if I was Mexican?
> > Would ya, huh? Would ya?"
> >
> > The clerk says sheepishly, "Well, no."
> >
> > With deep, self-righteous indignation,
> > the guy says, "Well, all right then,
> > why did you ask me if I'm Polish just
> > because I asked for Polish sausage?"
> >
> > The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot