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Old 11-02-2008, 06:30 AM   #1
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Now This Here Is Funny, I Don't Care Who You Are

I ran into an old friend of mine last night when I went down to see Pt Jude Joe's band - the guy is 100% Portagoosie, born in the Azores on the same island my family is from and told me about this website - it's hilarious

I just had to spit my coffee back in my cup to keep from choking I was laughing so hard - I'm a half-breed but grew up in a Portuguese household, so it's even funnier for me - listen to some of the other stuff, you'll get a good laugh out of it....eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Zazoosh

http://www.portuguesefireman.com/fil...er_Manny_2.mp3

"There is no royal road to this heavy surf-fishing. With all the appliances for comfort experience can suggest, there is a certain amount of hard work to be done and exposure to be bourne as a part of the price of success." From "Striped Bass," Scribner's Magazine, 1881.
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Old 11-02-2008, 06:48 AM   #2
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THAT is sum FUNNY SHEET!!!
Thanks, Crafty.

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Old 11-02-2008, 07:52 AM   #3
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Funny,too bad they don't have a fishing report on that site.
Would love to hear if anyone is catching any Stroipash
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Old 11-02-2008, 09:19 AM   #4
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that site is a Portuguese classic.local guy from Fall River.
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Old 11-02-2008, 11:12 AM   #5
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That's classic!
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Old 11-02-2008, 12:58 PM   #6
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Old 11-03-2008, 11:54 AM   #7
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His name is steve lopes and he has a cd or two with tons of different tracks ,very funny stuff.
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Old 11-03-2008, 02:00 PM   #8
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Funny,too bad they don't have a fishing report on that site.
Would love to hear if anyone is catching any Stroipash

My girlfriend is his daughters teacher. I'll have her ask him to put a fishing report together. He is a riot.
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Old 11-03-2008, 03:22 PM   #9
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Really Funny! I'm mostly Portuguese from my Mom's side and this is what I grew up listening too.



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Old 11-03-2008, 04:37 PM   #10
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My girlfriend is his daughters teacher. I'll have her ask him to put a fishing report together. He is a riot.
Cool,that would be classic...
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Old 11-04-2008, 01:36 AM   #11
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Hey Karl godthammed guy I don't hear from you long time before this here....aaaaayyyyy

The Portuguese McDonald's still cracks me up..."t'ree fish hamburgers...t'ree black sodas...two appla pie..."

A Manny fishing report would be an instant classic

"There is no royal road to this heavy surf-fishing. With all the appliances for comfort experience can suggest, there is a certain amount of hard work to be done and exposure to be bourne as a part of the price of success." From "Striped Bass," Scribner's Magazine, 1881.
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Old 11-04-2008, 02:19 PM   #12
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Looks like it's in the works.
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Old 11-04-2008, 06:10 PM   #13
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Thumbs up What's so funny?

Aren't you supposed to talk like that?
Whatctsh you don't get hit in the coo by the thunder boomers..
Takes me way back to when my Grandparents and their crowd were still living, thanks.

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Old 11-05-2008, 06:16 AM   #14
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Jake, it reminds me so much of my grandma - my wife and I have owned the house that she bought in 1913 for almost 30 years now and I'm very proud of it - I still think of her just about every day and it brings back some good old memories for me.

She was well known in the local Portuguese community for helping others from the Azores get settled in this country and ran our home as a boarding house to help make ends meet - she was a little woman, 5 foot nothing and yet carried 100# sacks of flour up from the basement on her back, raised 6 kids and through hard work bought 2 other houses in our neighborhood.

A no-nonsense woman who had more strength of character and personal dignity than anyone I've ever met. Talk about iron willed - wow.

The thing that still always gets me is that she never spoke to her children in Portuguese and consequently neither my mom or my aunt and uncle were fluent - which it seems is not uncommon. I guess that generation felt being bilingual would be a hindrance to their kids growing up - discrimination was a big factor, I suppose, for people trying to get established in this country.

But boy, was she funny. I still can hear her today.

'Hey, damned shtupa kid, why you spenda you money like that?'

I don't often laugh out loud at many comedians, but I think what makes the guy so funny for me is that it's so true.

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"There is no royal road to this heavy surf-fishing. With all the appliances for comfort experience can suggest, there is a certain amount of hard work to be done and exposure to be bourne as a part of the price of success." From "Striped Bass," Scribner's Magazine, 1881.
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Old 11-05-2008, 12:04 PM   #15
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that was great

Crafty you want to fish friday? There's squid at the causeway, bass too, big ones
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Old 11-06-2008, 05:55 AM   #16
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that was great

Crafty you want to fish friday? There's squid at the causeway, bass too, big ones
Spot burner

That's a definite maybe - I think I'm gonna postpone the SoCo trip anyway.

I did go over to Edward's and put new 30# on da Jigmaster, you know what that means

Got a tip from the Iron Wonder yesterday afternoon - took a walk down there to explore yesterday before dark and the rocks are full of crab legs

Crafty is as crafty does - I see chinners in my immediate future I think.

I'll call ya

"There is no royal road to this heavy surf-fishing. With all the appliances for comfort experience can suggest, there is a certain amount of hard work to be done and exposure to be bourne as a part of the price of success." From "Striped Bass," Scribner's Magazine, 1881.
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Old 11-06-2008, 06:00 AM   #17
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Just coma hoam froma work night shift, wife made big pot of Jag, is varry good, and make me to think of this thread, and later on is goanna be not so varry good, and bad when da coo blow offa the Jag gas!

(But.. the Jag is too good.. not to eat )
Hey godtham, you shtink uppa the whole place over there t'ree days now

"There is no royal road to this heavy surf-fishing. With all the appliances for comfort experience can suggest, there is a certain amount of hard work to be done and exposure to be bourne as a part of the price of success." From "Striped Bass," Scribner's Magazine, 1881.
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Old 12-12-2008, 05:03 PM   #18
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It looks like he did it. It's on his new CD. I'm trying to get a file to upload. I'm sure it's going to be a riot.
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