Another perspective, considering you are a plugaholic;
Figure after year one, your pedrigree dog would be roughly 30-50 RM Smiths... You ready fer dat????
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Adopt a greyhound !
We have two. They are both 4 1/2 yrs. old. Advantage is they are already crate trained having spent most of their lives in one. After the initial "get comfortable" period they can be left out. We do have someone come in midday to let them out for exercise. They are gentle dogs with good dispositions and they are NOT hyper. In fact they are referred to as "40 MPH couch potatoes".