I dunno, Larry - I'm happy to see you've still got half your marbles, anyway...
But on the other hand I've gotta tell ya, your nuts look like they've been over-torqued at least a coupla times....
"There is no royal road to this heavy surf-fishing. With all the appliances for comfort experience can suggest, there is a certain amount of hard work to be done and exposure to be bourne as a part of the price of success." From "Striped Bass," Scribner's Magazine, 1881.