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Old 04-27-2009, 09:21 AM   #1
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Funny but I have that beat.


My buddies ex neighbor comes over and asks to borrow a chain saw he was cutting down a tree. My buddy lends him the chain saw. Few hours later the guy drops the tree, right down through the roof of his barn killing his horse. Same guy next summer ask if my buddy has a sander he needs one cause he is painting his plane to save a few thousand bucks, my buddy lends him an orbital sander. The guy sands all of the rivets off of the plane. Costs him thousands to have the plane re-riveted and painted.
This is why we have the Darwin awards.

Too bad he didn't go for a flight. That would have taken him out of the gene pool and help make the human race a little smarter.

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Old 04-27-2009, 09:54 AM   #2
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I believe that to be eligible for the Darwin Award you have to kill yourself in the process of your stupidity, thereby removing yourself from the gene pool and thereby furthering the advance of mankind. Maybe he's just not done yet.

All that is necessary for evil to succeed is that good men do nothing.
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Old 04-27-2009, 10:05 AM   #3
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I believe that to be eligible for the Darwin Award you have to kill yourself in the process of your stupidity, thereby removing yourself from the gene pool and thereby furthering the advance of mankind. Maybe he's just not done yet.
Oh yea I believe you're right.

Like the last words of a redneck..
HEY Y'ALL WATCH THIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Old 04-27-2009, 11:54 AM   #4
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future darwin award canidate?
Bruce pointed it out

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