Tell the whales to check back in 15 million years and see if they have the necessary digits to shake three times after taking a leak
C'mon, Boss, you know that they won't stop at three...
He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.
Thomas Paine
You're right, Cap - which would also render them incapable of texting, but it appears that they're too intelligent for it already...
"There is no royal road to this heavy surf-fishing. With all the appliances for comfort experience can suggest, there is a certain amount of hard work to be done and exposure to be bourne as a part of the price of success." From "Striped Bass," Scribner's Magazine, 1881.
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