Thicker and Wider!!!

[slow eddie]

my favorites are the "bowel irregularits" that they show every night at dinner time. or the womens personal products, think beach whisels, at the same time.
but on the other hand, i'm not so hungry anymore

[FishermanTim]

They advertise Extenze, which helps "a certain part of the male anatomy". OK, but the people in the infomercial look like retired porn stars, after a really bad career.

Then there's the femanine hygene products that helps "when you have that itch that you can't scratch, and get rid of the "odor".
If you have these problems, I'd be seeing a doctor first!

Then there's the ever popular hemmoroid and erectile disfuction ads that we laugh at (until we have to explain them to our children).