Who was the stand-up who did that bit? Funny as hell. Old school joke telling...
He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.
Thomas Paine
Steve, that bird fairies art the store at the Orleans rotary near the Goose will cream if you send that to them for ID. Call them up and email it to them. Just don't tell them where you live. On second thought, give them Stiffy's addy, if he's back.
All that is necessary for evil to succeed is that good men do nothing.