F-ing brakes

[Raven]

that reminds of an episode....ha ha ha
thinking about it being squared....

i'm driving my Hot VW down route 6 leaving fairhaven heading
EAST....and all of a sudden as i round the curve....
i see this tire pass me and boogie down the road....

i'm laughing....saying some friggan idiot just lost a tire....
but the idiot was me.... suddenly the car tilts
and i can barely control it to a stop.....
as i see the tire still going and it hits this lady's Cadillac

i get out to survey the Damage and she comes over to give me a bunch
of crap about my tire hitting her car...
so i let her rant and Rave for awhile....

then i started to get real MAD -> like dangerous now
and i stood up from a crouched position and said
LOOK lady i wasn't driving the dammed tire !
and i had no control where it was going...
steam coming out of my Nostrils.....

my can of spinach was about to be opened ---LOL

she then got the message and stormed off screaming obscenities
so i yelled, well then F U too - ya crazy Beotch - laughing...

[Swimmer]

Originally Posted by Raven

that reminds of an episode....ha ha ha
thinking about it being squared....

i'm driving my Hot VW down route 6 leaving fairhaven heading
EAST....and all of a sudden as i round the curve....
i see this tire pass me and boogie down the road....

i'm laughing....saying some friggan idiot just lost a tire....
but the idiot was me.... suddenly the car tilts
and i can barely control it to a stop.....
as i see the tire still going and it hits this lady's Cadillac

i get out to survey the Damage and she comes over to give me a bunch
of crap about my tire hitting her car...
so i let her rant and Rave for awhile....

then i started to get real MAD -> like dangerous now
and i stood up from a crouched position and said
LOOK lady i wasn't driving the dammed tire !
and i had no control where it was going...
steam coming out of my Nostrils.....

my can of spinach was about to be opened ---LOL

she then got the message and stormed off screaming obscenities
so i yelled, well then F U too - ya crazy Beotch - laughing...

Sorry about the tire coming off, but that is a FUNNY STORY craig!

[Raven]

Originally Posted by Swimmer

Sorry about the tire coming off, but that is a FUNNY STORY craig!

omg! he got it right.... HEY mikey ! thanks Frank

that was many years ago... and i was lucky i didn't roll
the damn car.... the curve i was in saved me from that...
==========================================
i rolled a bug and flipped it many times 5 years later....
and almost got killed by my heavy tool box as we both tumbled inside...
i quit driving VW's (bugs) after that...

finally i was ejected out of the rear side window and launched
150 feet down the road.... i remember looking down at the tree tops
thinking i had fallen from an airplane...

i had a really good concussion and allot of glass in my face and back
....but didnt break any bones... but i sure did bruise most of them.....
my wife took one look at me and instantly Barfed....

when i looked in the mirror .... it was like someone else was looking back...
and that's real scary

that was friday...i was back to work on monday...

->at the shop.....no one gave me any sh!t after that day....

[Raven]

I just dropped off the fishin vehicle..... for repairs...

[Squid kids Dad]

[Plum Crazy]

Never ends.

[striperman36]

just replaced the rear rotors on my Jeep Diesel. Could not be turned.
Damn thing stops quick now, even with the boat attached, when the bimbo on the cellphone drinkin a coolata tries to occupy the same space as me