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09-11-2009, 03:49 PM
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#181
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Location: east coast
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When a woman was angry:
"She was madder than a wet Hen."
When a guy was speeding:
He was going like a Bat outa Hell.
When a guy had a 6th sense of where the cops had a speed trap:
He's got "The Tingle.:   |
" Choose Life "
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09-11-2009, 05:47 PM
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#182
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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2 out of 3 ain't bad....
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09-11-2009, 05:51 PM
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#183
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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do that again and i'll make you sorry
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09-11-2009, 09:08 PM
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#184
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Location: east coast
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Karl F
2 out of 3 ain't bad....
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Your ahead of me, waaay ahead of me. |
" Choose Life "
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09-14-2009, 07:45 AM
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#185
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Pops was a grave digger and his saying was "I'll be the last one to let ya down". With mom it was " I getting that cat of nine tails ", you knew it was feet do your duty time!----LOUIE
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09-14-2009, 07:57 AM
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#186
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I remember another one my mom would say to me," You will never get an ulcer because you are a carrier!"-----LOUIE
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09-14-2009, 08:07 AM
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#187
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" What did you expect would happen! "----LOUIE
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01-12-2010, 10:01 PM
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#188
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Registered Grandpa
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: east coast
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When a guy was really mad they'd say, "He's hot under the collar".
What's for desert?? "Snow puddin".
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" Choose Life "
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01-13-2010, 11:43 AM
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#189
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Warwick RI,02889
Posts: 11,786
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hair cut ;
got your ears lowered ;;
but somethings are the same >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I,ll kick your F #$%^&*() ass ;;  |
ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE !!!
MIKE
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01-13-2010, 01:44 PM
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#190
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You can't fix stupid....
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01-13-2010, 09:49 PM
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#191
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Here and There Seasonally
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My all time favorite is: " What the hell is wrong with you, son!?"
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01-15-2010, 05:51 PM
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#192
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Registered Grandpa
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: east coast
Posts: 8,592
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Backbeach Jake
My all time favorite is: " What the hell is wrong with you, son!?"
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 Oh man Fred, how many times did i hear that one. |
" Choose Life "
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