Joke for today?

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> > Subject: What is in a name?
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> > A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight
around,
> > looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his
> > sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying,
> > "Jesus is watching you."
> > He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out,and froze.
> > When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised
> himself
> > a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began
> > searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he
could
> > disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard,
> > "Jesus is watching you."
> > He Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically looking for the
> > source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight
> beam
> > came to rest on a parrot.
> > "Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.
> > "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn
you."
> > The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
> > "Moses," replied the bird.
> > "Moses?", the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird
> > Moses."
> > "The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler, Jesus."
> >