The "I dunno, I think its almost over" thread

[Back Beach]

Originally Posted by Flaptail

I have had a fabulous fall so far.

Wait a minute here now… in the interest of full disclosure you’ve failed to mention a number of factors playing into your recent success. While its apparent there’s still a few fish to be had, you’ve stifled the competition by way of human obstruction. Why, that poor Numbskull looked like a beaten dog this past weekend…I know right well he’s been serving as your human shield, stumbling across the sand muttering “duh” while casting across other’s lines and rendering the competition idle…all the while you sit patiently waiting for the melee to ensue, your fearless companion is mired in sand, monofilament, treble hooks, and fists. When the moment is right you launch the offensive…unabated by other anglers it’s just you, and only you…

[Flaptail]

Originally Posted by Back Beach

Wait a minute here now… in the interest of full disclosure you’ve failed to mention a number of factors playing into your recent success. While its apparent there’s still a few fish to be had, you’ve stifled the competition by way of human obstruction. Why, that poor Numbskull looked like a beaten dog this past weekend…I know right well he’s been serving as your human shield, stumbling across the sand muttering “duh” while casting across other’s lines and rendering the competition idle…all the while you sit patiently waiting for the melee to ensue, your fearless companion is mired in sand, monofilament, treble hooks, and fists. When the moment is right you launch the offensive…unabated by other anglers it’s just you, and only you…

Very true, he's been my wingman. He keeps the bogeys off of my back and on his leaving me free to hammer the bass!

Also, him being a dwarf and all, it's given me more time on the bar before him and the rest of the "normal" sized humans can get out to where I am!