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Slipknot · 10-11-2009, 08:53 PM

I blame it all on Backbeach

numbskull · 10-12-2009, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Slipknot

I blame it all on Backbeach

I agree, God is punishing all fishermen because of him.

Back Beach · 10-12-2009, 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Slipknot

I blame it all on Backbeach

I gave you a good suggestion, did I not?

From here forward I'm posting my weekly fishing schedule to aid my fellow s-b ers...The fish seem to go in the opposite direction when I approach the water, just ask redlite...he was kind enough to invite me out fishing several times this past week, all of which I refused due to a conflict of mojo and it seems to have worked out for him.

Slipknot was unlucky enough to run into me yesterday and has thus been hexed..

I still haven't caught a %$%$%$%$ing fish in october yet..it seems impossible to believe, but its true...stay away from me...here's my schedule for the upcoming week...

Tonight- Gansett shore on the incoming tide 8pm-1am

Tuesday- Canal from 9pm-1am

Thursday- Canal- 11 pm-3am

Friday- I will be posting my annual "Its over" thread

This %$%$%$%$ is serious, Flaptail had better hope I don't track him down or he'll be drinking the peroxide as opposed to rubbing it on his hands...

Flaptail · 10-12-2009, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Back Beach

I gave you a good suggestion, did I not?

From here forward I'm posting my weekly fishing schedule to aid my fellow s-b ers...The fish seem to go in the opposite direction when I approach the water, just ask redlite...he was kind enough to invite me out fishing several times this past week, all of which I refused due to a conflict of mojo and it seems to have worked out for him.

Slipknot was unlucky enough to run into me yesterday and has thus been hexed..

I still haven't caught a %$%$%$%$ing fish in october yet..it seems impossible to believe, but its true...stay away from me...here's my schedule for the upcoming week...

Tonight- Gansett shore on the incoming tide 8pm-1am

Tuesday- Canal from 9pm-1am

Thursday- Canal- 11 pm-3am

Friday- I will be posting my annual "Its over" thread

This %$%$%$%$ is serious, Flaptail had better hope I don't track him down or he'll be drinking the peroxide as opposed to rubbing it on his hands...

Down on Cape here we call what you have "the stink" and you seem to have it bad. Not much hope what with the season winding down and all. You have to do penance.

First you must release all your eels back to freedom, second you must call Numbskull and profess the past ignorance of your ways and ask forgiveness for allowing your soul to be tempted and snapped up by the wily demon serpent. You see, in a way, you have been cast out of the garden and from now on you will feel the nakedness of an eel fisherman not as a producer of big fish but as a pox, a wretched curse. You are in the same predicament as a teenager, about to go out on a date with the prettiest girl in his class out but suddenly breaks out in a horrible case of acne with large festering boils about his face and neck the day before.

You have the stink on you bad, the only cure I know of would be a yellow darter half tide down where I was last night. Then you may come to find the inner peace that Numby and I experienced as we left with fish still taking because we had already taken enough and it was getting too repetitive and decided to try somewhere where the fishing was a bit more "challenging".

Seek Numbskull's guidance and accept the way of the plug into your life, it's your only hope.

If not..... get drunk.

Back Beach · 10-12-2009, 09:51 AM

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Be careful Flap, by simply quoting my text and inserting it into your post you may be implicated into this mess. This isn't the flu, its a social thing. I can only hope Numby's presence is enough to serve as your firewall.

Now go, both of you, and cleanse yourselves in a strong solution of terpentine, white primer, and snake urine while there's still time. Be sure to get the bottoms of your feet good as I may have inadvertently set foot in your spot.

stiff tip · 10-13-2009, 04:42 AM

say n think what u want..

. as far as keeping 2 fish 25to30lbs anyone is eather a glory seeker, or a bass pig that kill and hordes... a late season cow that has 1000000s of ripe eggs that will never get a chance to spawn is a sin.. why not keep the 10 to 20 lbers and let the big ones go..its the look what i caught, aint i great thing.skip would keep every fish he catches for showoff look at me .let thebig females full of eggs go....i will say no more about this subject again

.....stick it up your kazoo....btw

Flaptail · 10-13-2009, 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by stiff tip

say n think what u want..

. as far as keeping 2 fish 25to30lbs anyone is eather a glory seeker, or a bass pig that kill and hordes... a late season cow that has 1000000s of ripe eggs that will never get a chance to spawn is a sin.. why not keep the 10 to 20 lbers and let the big ones go..its the look what i caught, aint i great thing.skip would keep every fish he catches for showoff look at me .let thebig females full of eggs go....i will say no more about this subject again

.....stick it up your kazoo....btw

Dave, how many large bass have you sold in your day? I remember a night back in 78' when Old Harbor gave you a check for 1000 lbs + of large in one night. Which is still the greatest night of fishing I know of by anybody on this site or anywhere else for that matter. Up until last year you still had a commercial bass license did you not?

I think your going thru the change or something. You need some starlight on your face. Call me.

stiff tip · 10-13-2009, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Flaptail

Dave, how many large bass have you sold in your day? I remember a night back in 78' when Old Harbor gave you a check for 1000 lbs + of large in one night. Which is still the greatest night of fishing I know of by anybody on this site or anywhere else for that matter. Up until last year you still had a commercial bass license did you not?

I think your going thru the change or something. You need some starlight on your face. Call me.

hay flap.... i donated all my bass money to the pedaphile priest fund. lond before they got caught...u girls r a bunch of dill holes if u take me serious!!!!! u bunch of "jamoks"

JohnnyD · 10-13-2009, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by stiff tip

say n think what u want..

. as far as keeping 2 fish 25to30lbs anyone is eather a glory seeker, or a bass pig that kill and hordes... a late season cow that has 1000000s of ripe eggs that will never get a chance to spawn is a sin.. why not keep the 10 to 20 lbers and let the big ones go..its the look what i caught, aint i great thing.skip would keep every fish he catches for showoff look at me .let thebig females full of eggs go....i will say no more about this subject again

.....stick it up your kazoo....btw

Glass House, meet Stone.

SAUERKRAUT · 10-13-2009, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by stiff tip

say n think what u want..

. as far as keeping 2 fish 25to30lbs anyone is eather a glory seeker, or a bass pig that kill and hordes... a late season cow that has 1000000s of ripe eggs that will never get a chance to spawn is a sin.. why not keep the 10 to 20 lbers and let the big ones go..its the look what i caught, aint i great thing.skip would keep every fish he catches for showoff look at me .let thebig females full of eggs go....i will say no more about this subject again

.....stick it up your kazoo....btw

Only you can say it like I feel it is...and get away with it. I've watched Skip kill everything 28.1" and over all summer long from his perch. He always has an excuse. Point blank I asked him what the hell he was going to do with all the meat, while Numbskull was enabling the situation by carrying out the fish. I confess I carried out a few for him also, until I gradually learned he always has an excuse.

BTW: re the three car accident that Skip and Numby caused on Friday morning: the first car stopped and was trying to make a left turn. The second car was oogling the fish as Numby stepped out of the woods and was trying to look between the cars. The third car driver was either blind or was texting because he just absolutely demoished himself into the second car. Another reason not to kill a great fish at that age.

Sea Dangles · 10-13-2009, 07:30 PM

I don't think an excuse is necessary to kill fish over 28".They make great fertilizer as well as a tasty meal.This thread jumped the shark when the kill was posted.I hope the old codger kills whatever makes him happy.Sauerkraut,I expect to see your shadow this week.

Slipknot · 10-13-2009, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Back Beach

I gave you a good suggestion, did I not?

Tuesday- Canal from 9pm-1am

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yes, I stayed in tonight because you posted this

I hate the canal too