Where's NIB?

[Sgt Striper]

Oh no, Not GOLF!!!

[numbskull]

Where is NIB? Where is air?
NIB is here, NIB is there
NIB is always everywhere.

On the links, by the sea
With the birds, with the bees
In a smile, in a frown
when you're up, when you're down

With the sun, with the moon
with the wind, with a tune
NIB is here, NIB is there
NIB is always everywhere

Doubt it not, this is true
NIB lives on inside of you.
Scratch your balls, pass a fart
Then you'll see,
NIB's in your heart

NIB is here, NIB is there
So go and hide,
your wife's underwear.