Repent, the end is near!!!! The signs are all around us!!!
Chew on this:
Eggos are in short supply.  Kellogg's is rationing them out to stores. Oprah is quitting her show.   I lost my keys again and I can't find a matching sock. Clammer is catching bloofish in December. This is it. 
The beginning of the end of civilization as we know it - the Mayan 2012 prophesy is true...
Or maybe not...
