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12-12-2009, 06:56 PM
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Uncle Remus
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Lakeville Ma.
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Originally Posted by numbskull
Oh no, not at all! You can't be holy if you don't have a soul, and souls in Franklin guys are about as common as Tiger Woods Mother's Day cards these days.
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hey I'm from Franklin, be nice. All I got from this long thread was eye strain a headache and the realization that most people can't agree on anything. Were doomed.  |
"A beach is a place where a man can feel he's the only soul in the world that's real"
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12-12-2009, 09:18 PM
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Oblivious // Grunt, Grunt Master
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: over the hill
Posts: 6,682
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Woe is me! A plague of Franklinsteins has descended upon us. They grow thick as the flies on a eel fisherman's toothbrush and multiply like machinists around a jelly doughnut. Quick, we must sprinkle canal water in their reservoir and offer prayers to St Gadabout lest they breed like seals and leave nothing for us honest plugfishermen to seek.
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12-13-2009, 06:37 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Franklin Ma
Posts: 402
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Originally Posted by numbskull
Woe is me! A plague of Franklinsteins has descended upon us. They grow thick as the flies on a eel fisherman's toothbrush and multiply like machinists around a jelly doughnut. Quick, we must sprinkle canal water in their reservoir and offer prayers to St Gadabout lest they breed like seals and leave nothing for us honest plugfishermen to seek.
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LOL!
And they descend so because of habitat destruction. The once pristine forests and trees in which they used to dwell have been devastated. Their forefather's lands raped and pillaged in order to create millions of wooden devils with six to nine sets of sharp, angry teeth.
Last edited by Brian L; 12-13-2009 at 10:22 AM..
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12-13-2009, 08:07 AM
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Oblivious // Grunt, Grunt Master
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: over the hill
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Actually I thought they cut all those trees down to build golf courses.....but that's a different story.
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12-13-2009, 08:27 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Franklin Ma
Posts: 402
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Originally Posted by ProfessorM
hey I'm from Franklin, be nice. All I got from this long thread was eye strain a headache and the realization that most people can't agree on anything. Were doomed. |
All I got is that there's too many people who want stripers and that there's not enough of them to go around.
Maybe we need a commercial season for people. 
60" minimum, six per day. No closed season. What'll we do with them, though? They don't taste as good as fish...
Last edited by Brian L; 12-13-2009 at 08:40 AM..
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12-14-2009, 08:53 AM
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Respect your elvers
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: franklin ma
Posts: 3,368
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Originally Posted by Brian L
60" minimum, six per day. No closed season. What'll we do with them, though? They don't taste as good as fish...
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In Numbskull's case we could simply tag him and release him back into the wild...as a threatened species he might eventually need legislative protection and perhaps, institutional encampment. Of course he would still be allowed to participate in on line fishing forums, albeit for a few supervised moments once per month. |
It's not the bait
At the end of your line
It's the fishing hole
Where all the fish is blind
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12-14-2009, 08:57 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Franklin Ma
Posts: 402
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Originally Posted by Back Beach
In Numbskull's case we could simply tag him and release him back into the wild...as a threatened species he might eventually need legislative protection and perhaps, institutional encampment. Of course he would still be allowed to participate in on line fishing forums, albeit for a few supervised moments once per month.
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12-14-2009, 09:02 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 8,718
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Nice to have a brother to laugh at your jokes.
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PRO CHOICE REPUBLICAN
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12-14-2009, 11:30 AM
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Respect your elvers
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: franklin ma
Posts: 3,368
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Originally Posted by Sea Dangles
Nice to have a brother to laugh at your jokes.
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He's got a boat, too. |
It's not the bait
At the end of your line
It's the fishing hole
Where all the fish is blind
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12-14-2009, 12:12 PM
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Oblivious // Grunt, Grunt Master
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: over the hill
Posts: 6,682
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Back Beach
In Numbskull's case we could simply tag him and release him back into the wild....
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And just where would you find a plug to do that? Eels ain't gonna do it  |
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