a poem for Al Gore

[scottw]

Originally Posted by JohnnyD

You must not be aware of the Transitive Property of Spin (probably because I just made it up). An example is:
The 'anti' crowd uses Al Gore as the 'pro' crowd's figurehead ~> Al Gore makes comments about topics he probably has no business discussing ~> Al Gore's misstatements are used to demonstrate he doesn't know what he's talking about = human-induced climate change must be a farce.

The equation can be found throughout this forum in posts by scott.

The equation is closely related to The "I'm going to copy/paste some random excepts that may or may not have anything to do with your post, not elaborate on any part of it, ignore just about everything you said, and then raise my hands in victory" Equation - also widely used by scott.

Both of the above are typically preceded by or followed with some "witty quip" or random insult that generally doesn't make sense.

Don't let him get under your skin.
You use facts from multiple areas and provide an analysis, he'll quote some article or try to deflect by repeatedly harping on a misspelling.
You view it from the scientific prospective, he'll accuse you of being a crazy, America-hating liberal.

You'd have better luck trying to reason with the Japanese and get them to stop hunting whales or getting a dog to quit crapping on the carpet than you would attempting to have a mature debate with him.

another dope on a pedestal

if you are going to claim that "your side" is the only side with the facts and claim to speak for an apparently monolithic scientific community in your mind which doesn't sound all that scientific and dismiss an IPCC scientist as having an "agenda" with no evidence provided at a time when the noted "scientists" that laid the foundation of many of the claims have been shown to have been acting on a clear, organized agenda that did not respect science but sought to forward a hoax and then look with critical disdain at anyone who disagrees with you generally, challenge their intelligence and motivation...... then you are arguing from a pedestal that you have hoisted yourself upon which appears to be crumbing...like Al Gore's own

hey Rock...scientific question....when Greenland "melts" or "collapses", will there be anything there afterward? or will it just be like a big green puddle?

[Raven]

as green as Al Gore
up in a tree
when here comes the sea
i better not pee
but i do charge a fee
1+1 makes 3
one for you and two for me

[spence]

I used to think that Bryan Oakley was a scientist.

Bust now I know he's just a lyingtist.

S#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&g from the liberal teet

With JohnnyD, fetal...at his feet.

Hey this is fun!



-spence

[JohnnyD]

Originally Posted by spence

I used to think that Bryan Oakley was a scientist.

Bust now I know he's just a lyingtist.

S#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&g from the liberal teet

With JohnnyD, fetal...at his feet.

Hey this is fun!



-spence

[spence]

Originally Posted by JohnnyD

Don't you realize this is all a scam?

Al Gore captured 90% of the global climate scientists, took them to a remote tropical island, and brainwashed them into fabricating data so he could get rich off of Cap and Trade.

He didn't even pay for travel expenses!

Haven't you seen the variable "AG911" in the computer source code downloaded from the credibleclimateuniv.edu?

Context??? We don't need no stinking context.

Al Gore is working for the UN, to suck the wealth from the Western nations in an attempt to destroy the world.

The ONLY thing that's in doubt is if he's working for al Qaeda or the Jews. We're not sure on that point yet, but we're sure it's not both.

Didn't you see Oakley's post about extra fancy wood trim? I've seen the man, he looks like a homeless person...How do you think he paid for his new house!!!

-spence

[JohnnyD]

Originally Posted by spence

Don't you realize this is all a scam?

Al Gore captured 90% of the global climate scientists, took them to a remote tropical island, and brainwashed them into fabricating data so he could get rich off of Cap and Trade.

He didn't even pay for travel expenses!

Haven't you seen the variable "AG911" in the computer source code downloaded from the credibleclimateuniv.edu?

Context??? We don't need no stinking context.

Al Gore is working for the UN, to suck the wealth from the Western nations in an attempt to destroy the world.

The ONLY thing that's in doubt is if he's working for al Qaeda or the Jews. We're not sure on that point yet, but we're sure it's not both.

Didn't you see Oakley's post about extra fancy wood trim? I've seen the man, he looks like a homeless person...How do you think he paid for his new house!!!

-spence

The sad part is that if a different person posted this, there are people in this thread that would agree with it all.

[buckman]

Originally Posted by JohnnyD

The sad part is that if a different person posted this, there are people in this thread that would agree with it all.

Let's leave Brian out of this

[scottw]

Originally Posted by spence

Don't you realize this is all a scam?

90% of the global climate scientists

-spence

90 % of global climate scientists, 90% of economists, 90% of all experts
everyone agrees, all the experts agree
noone can argue, noone can disagree
the science is settled, the debate is over
everyone recognizes

the language of dishonest shallow minded group speak employed by Spence, Obama and Gore, Reid and Nasty Pelosi on a daily basis, if you have to frame your arguements by declaring that "everyone" agrees with you and anyone that does not represents a tiny agendized minority, you are standing on shaky ground and most lkiely about to tell a Whopper if a Lie....

but...if this is true and everyone agrees and it so overwhelmingly obvious..then what's the F-ing hold up...

seems to me that everywhere these folks have claimed complete agreement on both their declaration of a problem or crisis and their hairbrained solutions there is utter chaos....

there is little if any honesty and integrity left in libterd land....

Global Warming

Calgary beats record set in 1893
Dominic Terry, Radana Suk, Kelly Turner and Lisa Grant 2009-12-14 20:02

Calgary has beaten a weather record set more than 100 years ago.

At about 7:00 Monday morning, Calgary dipped to minus 32.4 degrees beating the old record by .2 degrees.

And at least twelve low temperature records have been broken, with the coldest being Sundre coming in at minus 41.6C.

[spence]

Originally Posted by scottw

90 % of global climate scientists, 90% of economists, 90% of all experts
everyone agrees, all the experts agree
noone can argue, noone can disagree
the science is settled, the debate is over
everyone recognizes

the language of dishonest shallow minded group speak employed by Spence, Obama and Gore, Reid and Nasty Pelosi on a daily basis, if you have to frame your arguements by declaring that "everyone" agrees with you and anyone that does not represents a tiny agendized minority, you are standing on shaky ground and most lkiely about to tell a Whopper if a Lie....

but...if this is true and everyone agrees and it so overwhelmingly obvious..then what's the F-ing hold up...

seems to me that everywhere these folks have claimed complete agreement on both their declaration of a problem or crisis and their hairbrained solutions there is utter chaos....

there is little if any honesty and integrity left in libterd land....

Global Warming

Calgary beats record set in 1893
Dominic Terry, Radana Suk, Kelly Turner and Lisa Grant 2009-12-14 20:02

Calgary has beaten a weather record set more than 100 years ago.

At about 7:00 Monday morning, Calgary dipped to minus 32.4 degrees beating the old record by .2 degrees.

And at least twelve low temperature records have been broken, with the coldest being Sundre coming in at minus 41.6C.

Question, are you intentionally working to reinforce RIROCKHOUND's point, or do you really not know much beyond what you'd heard pundits say and read on blogs?

As for the #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&s, my wife works with developmentally disabled kids and adults. I'll be sure to have her ask if any are liberals.

-spence