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01-05-2010, 04:00 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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i think it's as important for a young girl to know how to screech to a stop and lockem up properly to avoid a deer or dog in the road....
than it is to obey every friggan traffic law in a meek/ scared way.
i think every teenager should have to wear a fake pregnancy outfit for a weekend too before they are allowed to go on a date.
of course now a days -> sexting is all the rage. 
good Luck Kevin and to all you other fathers of teenagers to be. |
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01-05-2010, 04:16 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Hyde Park, MA
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Remember to pull the boy aside (when he shows up for the first date) and tell him nice and quietly that "She's my little girl and there's NOTHING I wouldn't do for her.
If you hurt her, I will hurt you in return.
Remember that I have a gun, and I have no problem going back to prison for my little girl!"
Then see if he sticks around.... 
(I think I heard this on the "Blue-Collar Comedy Tour") |
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01-05-2010, 05:29 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FishermanTim
Remember to pull the boy aside (when he shows up for the first date) and tell him nice and quietly that "She's my little girl and there's NOTHING I wouldn't do for her.
If you hurt her, I will hurt you in return.
Remember that I have a gun, and I have no problem going back to prison for my little girl!"
Then see if he sticks around....
(I think I heard this on the "Blue-Collar Comedy Tour") |
Actually My Line is going to be "You make her cry, I make you cry" |
"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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01-05-2010, 05:34 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Here and There Seasonally
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One of the kids visiting my daughter wouldn't give me his name. Thought it was funny until I told him he had one more chance before his dead body hit the center of the street. His buddy said I told you so...
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01-05-2010, 05:58 PM
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Scuttlebutt
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Westport,MA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Dad Fisherman
Actually My Line is going to be "You make her cry, I make you cry"
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Wasajigifying -[ was - a - jig-i-fy-ing] - the concept of not knowing what the hell your saying.
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01-05-2010, 06:47 PM
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woody
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Port St Lucie Fla.
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Make you think why the male lions eat there young |
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a
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01-05-2010, 06:56 PM
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BuzzLuck
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Brockton
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Quote:
Originally Posted by vanstaal
Make you think why the male lions eat their young |
The is quite a common theme in the animal world, not just with lions! |
 Given the diversity of the human species, there is no “normal” human genome sequence. We are all mutants.
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01-05-2010, 04:26 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: S. Yarmouth, MA
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Unfortunately for some (i.e., me), from the the terrible teens my daughter just turned it into the turbulent 20's. Fortunately, my 14 year old daughter is proving herself to be a pretty good egg and has shown no sign of wanting to follow in her sister's footsteps...which is a godsend because I don't know how much more her mother and I can take.
I join others who have said good luck to fathers of teens and teens to be. There's a new breed of kids out there and man are they tough to keep up with.
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