I'M I CRAZY ???????

[Clammer]

great Dave enjoy it ;


do whatever it takes to help ease the pain ................................... myself I chose to make a new career collecting & loving all the woman in the world .

It sure ain,t the same / but it passes the time & its fun

[PRBuzz]

Originally Posted by Clammer

........... myself I chose to make a new career collecting & loving all the woman in the world . / but it passes the time & its fun

I think this deserves it's own new thread to keep a record of Clammer's conquests.........

[MAKAI]

myself I chose to make a new career collecting & loving all the woman in the world .


Ahhh women, the sweetest poison.
They have forever been the slings and arrows of my nonsensical life.
Where all my sins reside.

[Big Dave]

Very nice bike Dave You won'r regret the decission for a moment.

[Jenn]

Copied from Wikipedia

Individuals experiencing a mid-life crisis have some of these feelings:

search of an undefined dream or goal
a deep sense of remorse for goals not accomplished
desire to achieve a feeling of youthfulness
need to spend more time alone or with certain peers
They exhibit some of these behaviors:

abuse of alcohol
acquisition of unusual or expensive items such as motorbikes, boats, clothing, sports cars, jewelry, gadgets, tattoos, piercings, etc.
depression
blaming themselves or their partner for their failures.
paying special attention to physical appearance such as covering baldness, wearing "younger" designer clothes etc.
entering relationships with younger people (either/or sexual, professional, parental, etc.)
placing overimportance (and possibly a psychologically damaging amount) on their children to excel in areas such as sports, arts or academics.

I joke that I went through a mini early midlife crisis 2 years ago. I didnt think of it as a bad thing though. I think that sometimes we need to hit the reset button on our behavior patterns to keep life from getting stale, or to offset that which we feel is wrong in our lives so that we can move on.

Love it, enjoy it, embrace the moment and live it up while you still can!

[Swimmer]

I dream at night about buying a boat or a corvette. Used to have a vette, and a small boat.

Several nights in a row my wife woke me up and complained about how I was talking in my sleep and that I seemed upset. I asked her what I was saying, and she said, "something about the price of fuel at the dock, whats that about anyway?" Nothing honey, go back to sleep.

[PRBuzz]

Originally Posted by Swimmer

"something about the price of fuel at the dock, whats that about anyway?"

Get a trailerable boat! Then they can't gouge you at the dock. Sleep soundly.

[MAKAI]

If all your friends have boats you sleep even better.

[stiff tip]

Originally Posted by Jenn

Copied from Wikipedia

Individuals experiencing a mid-life crisis have some of these feelings:

search of an undefined dream or goal
a deep sense of remorse for goals not accomplished
desire to achieve a feeling of youthfulness
need to spend more time alone or with certain peers
They exhibit some of these behaviors:

abuse of alcohol
acquisition of unusual or expensive items such as motorbikes, boats, clothing, sports cars, jewelry, gadgets, tattoos, piercings, etc.
depression
blaming themselves or their partner for their failures.
paying special attention to physical appearance such as covering baldness, wearing "younger" designer clothes etc.
entering relationships with younger people (either/or sexual, professional, parental, etc.)
placing overimportance (and possibly a psychologically damaging amount) on their children to excel in areas such as sports, arts or academics.

I joke that I went through a mini early midlife crisis 2 years ago. I didnt think of it as a bad thing though. I think that sometimes we need to hit the reset button on our behavior patterns to keep life from getting stale, or to offset that which we feel is wrong in our lives so that we can move on.

Love it, enjoy it, embrace the moment and live it up while you still can!

JENN ....(cupcake) as i ponder over my illness i relalize that i hit on all the systoms except one ??? i got plenty hair on head ,but i must admit that bikes, boats , boose , and young ladys isnt a bad way to go out......(obtw) you would real good on the back of my bike,if u dare...luv dave laporte

[Clammer]

She,s kill ya

[Jenn]

HA!HA!

My version of the bike is a snowmobile. Even if you did get my but on one of those things there is no way I could ride B(*&%& on the back!

Have fun and feel like your twenty again. Just dont do what I did and try to drive it like you actually ARE twenty again. (Please dont ask questions and just trust me on that one ok? )


P.S. do you have leather chaps? mee-----oww!

[stiff tip]

Originally Posted by Clammer

She,s kill ya

i can't think of a better way to go,as long as it was a slow death..... jenn.... u can't ride the snow sleds in the summer , and your eyes go good with the color of the bike (jade blue)......dave