The Longest Thread in History

[Raven]

Katie has her license

better up my insurance to a million now...

yikes...!!!


Nahhh just funnin with ya Katie
congrats... to you

but remember what i said about brakes
once... if your using them constantly
then your driving way to fast...
use them and your accelerator wisely
and thats sometimes hard to remember
when your having all that
fun and the freedom and the privilege of driving.

[Katie]

thanks guys!
paid off my insurance in full today it's a huge relief.

stay away from the sidewalks! just kidding

[Sluggoslinger]

Raven, is that yur truck? Dodge military vintage? I used to have a 53 M37... a real beast

[Squid kids Dad]

Congrats Katie...Be careful out there....

[redcrbbr]

just took a stroll down memory lane. Hard to believe this thread is six years old.

[Raven]

it sure is long....

[reelecstasy]

Objects in mirror are longer than they appear

[Raven]

removal of this decal will disable your radio antenna

[Raven]

it's almost 2009

[justplugit]

Originally Posted by Raven

it's almost 2009

Gotta be betta then 08.

[Katie]

Hopefully

[Raven]

seems to be

[fishaholic18]

[Tagger]

Does anyone know the author of this poem ,, and what it is about ? I loved the poem for years ,, Don't know why .. Finally saw a show on why and what the subject of the poem was ,. pretty cool ..

When the still sea conspires an armor
And her sullen and aborted
Currents breed tiny monsters,
True sailing is dead.

Awkward instant
And the first animal is jettisoned,
Legs furiously pumping
Their stiff green gallop,
And heads bob up
Poise
Delicate
Pause
Consent
In mute nostril agony
Carefully refined
And sealed over.

[Raven]

to a doors album

[Tagger]

Originally Posted by Raven

to a doors album

When the still sea conspires an armor
And her sullen and aborted
Currents breed tiny monsters,
True sailing is dead.

Awkward instant
And the first animal is jettisoned,
Legs furiously pumping
Their stiff green gallop,
And heads bob up
Poise
Delicate
Pause
Consent
In mute nostril agony
Carefully refined
And sealed over.

Yes ,, Jim Morrison saw a painting in a gallery in Spain . The painting was of a wooden ship, grounded on the rocks with the rough seas, breaking it up . The crew was getting the cargo (horses) off the boat and into the sea in hopes some made it to shore. He wrote the above poem in High School ..

[ProfessorM]

food for thought

[Raven]

http://www.striped-bass.com/Stripert...d=1#post708326

[Tagger]

anything George Carlin is funny and very thought provoking ...

[ProfessorM]

another beauty, think about it

[JohnR]

Stumbled upon...

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Thread closed.

[Karl F]

[UserRemoved1]

How do you get out of an airport?





You FLY silly

This Is Not How You're Supposed to Fly Out of Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport - Dallas News - Unfair Park

[tattoobob]

Originally Posted by Karl F

You could do this or you could do that,

Love that video

[justplugit]

Originally Posted by tattoobob

You could do this or you could do that,

Or you could do the other thing.

[UserRemoved1]

< Irish Alzheimers >


Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down
when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life. After Mass, the
priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come
to Mass. What made ya come?"


Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I
misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn
had a hat just like mine and I knew he came to church every Sunday. I also
knew that he had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would
leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to leave after Communion
and steal McGlynn's hat."


The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn't steal McGlynn's
hat. What changed your mind?"


Murphy replied, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the Ten
Commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat after
all."


With a tear in his eye the priest gave Murphy a big smile and said;
"After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' ya decided you would rather
do without your hat than burn in Hell?"


Murphy slowly shook his head. "No, Father, after ya talked about 'Thou
Shalt Not Commit Adultery' I remembered where I left me hat."

[Raven]

tHE sTIMULOUS PACKAGE
what a Joke !

[iamskippy]

A blond heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blond came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blond said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."

The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?" The blond said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes."

[UserRemoved1]

An 86 -year-old man goes for a physical. All of his test results come back normal.



The doctor says, " Gary everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"


Gary replies, "God and I are tight.

He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof* the light goes on. When I'm done, *poof* the light goes off."


"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.


A little later in the day, the doctor calls Gary 's wife.

"Marianne, he says, Gary is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof * the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, *poof* the light goes off?"


"OH MY GOD!" Marianne exclaims.

"He's peeing in the refrigerator again!!!!"