Spray paint that thing so it doesn't scream out "Steal me, I'm brandy new!"
“Americans have the right and advantage of being armed, unlike the people of other countries, whose leaders are afraid to trust them with arms.” – James Madison.
Because I have trust issues, I lock the back tire to the frame when I 'm fishing so some pants on the ground punk wont ride off with it. Skinny crack heads are to weak to carry it away.