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Old 07-19-2010, 09:03 AM   #1
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Sit on your hands until they're numb. Then it feels like someone else is doing it.
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Old 07-19-2010, 11:26 AM   #2
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Frank goes to see his doctor, complaining of a sexual problem.
The doctor asks him to describe it for him. He starts off by saying that he and his newlywed wife have sex1, maybe 2 times each morning befor he leaves for work. The doctor says: "So that's the problem!"
No, doctor, when I get on the train, there's a female conductor I fancy, and we find a small room and spend the train ride into town getting busy. "So THAT"S the problem?" asked the doctor.
No, not that. When I get to work, my VERY attractive boss comes on to me, and I can't get back to work unless I give her a quickie in the supply closet. "SO THAT"S THE PROBLEM?" exclaims the doctor.
No, still not. When I go to lunch, there's a lady at the cafe that I go to that I enjoy "having lunch with" if you know what I mean?
"So, is that your problem?" asked the doctor, in desperation.
No. When I get baqck home after work, my wife likes to have at least 3 hours of sex before we go to sleep!

"So what exactly IS your problem, Frank?" demanded the doctor.

"How come it hurts when I masterbate?"
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