So I'm gonna dress up to look like a seal and take a nightime swim in prime white shark territory attached to a struggling fish in a chum slick of striper blood? Uh, no. Guaranteed (posthumous) Darwin Award for someone.
Wall Street guys may just be dumb or drunk enough to try it though. Gotta improve the gene pool!
Of course these "Wall St. weekend warriors" will probably also be geared up with a boatload of accessories, like a cell phone, Ipod, flare gun, GPS tracker, a fanny pack full of Jameson's nips and a condom, because you never know what you'll come across in the water.
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