If you get crabs, and apply some "Old Bay", will that make them go away?
If a hen and a half laid an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
[QUOTE=If a hen and a half laid an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?[/QUOTE]
trick question, we all know aardvarks don't chew gum!