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> FEMALE PRAYER
> > Before I lay me down to sleep,
> > I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
> > One who's handsome, smart and strong.
> > One who's loves to listen long.
> > One who thinks before he speaks.
> > When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
> > I pray that he is gainfully employed.
> > When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
> > Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
> > Massages my back and begs to do more.
> > Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
> > Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
> > I pray that this man will love me to no end,
> > And never attempt to hit on my friend. Amen..
> >
> > MALE PRAYER:
> > I pray for a deaf-mute
> > nymphomaniac with huge boobs who
> > owns a liquor store and a boat.. Amen.
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