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Old 02-01-2011, 09:27 AM   #1
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The entire BHS cross country team jogs down Belmont Ave at rush hour. Now Belmont is 4 narrow lanes normally and now 4 VERY narrow lanes. One of them is definitely going to get picked off! By a passenger side rear view truck mirror....

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Old 02-01-2011, 10:50 AM   #2
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So there I was, jogging in the snow this morning, not too bad, not too heavy when there's this jackass stuck in his driveway trying to get out.

Maybe if he tossed some sand under his tires he wouldn't be stuck!

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Old 02-01-2011, 11:32 AM   #3
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um................ the sand pile is under neath 4 feet of snow
its frozen solid as a rock
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Old 02-01-2011, 11:41 AM   #4
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So here I am, jogging at night, in the middle of a blizzaed, dressed all in black, and some idiot runs me over while "I" am jogging in the middle of "MY" street! How dare that person drive while I am jogging!


So there I was, crawling along in a blizzard, at night, when some idiot decides that the middle of the lane is the perfect place to jog while wearing black running clothes. Due to the wintery conditions, I wasn't able to avoid running into him AFTER he stopped to tie his shoe IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD!


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Old 02-01-2011, 12:45 PM   #5
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um................ the sand pile is under neath 4 feet of snow
its frozen solid as a rock

Raven, no need at all to explain to a joker like that, who tries to sabotage your grump like that. oneupsmanship,condescending,know-it-all,pompous better than the rest of us,been there done that, type that he comes off like on the internet.......
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Old 02-01-2011, 01:56 PM   #6
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thanks for the DEFENSE SLIPKNOT

JUST BECAUSE HE'S SKINNIER
(if he turned sideways he'd virtually vanish)
than a bean pole and obviously addicted to
the release of endorphin's to mask the pain

doesn't give him the right to slip underneath my car
and get mangled to death forcing me either off the road
into a TREE or guilty of involuntary manslaughter or
maybe it's vehicular manslaughter is my point

even though technically he has the right of way...
walking yes...no problem, Jogging on dry "safe roads"
no problem, but jogging downhill in 3 inches of fresh snow
i think is absolutely JUST asking for it...

same As what Phil Buzby was alluding to...

a guy died on that road in DECEMBER
its a very Dangerous road as it is
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Old 02-01-2011, 02:11 PM   #7
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The cow paths that pass for roads in old town Marblehead are enough of a challenge without any snow. Usually I am pretty calm with traffic. Today.... cars parked on both sides of the street, some half way out in the remaining half a lane. And this woman is jogging almost down the middle of Atlantic Ave in the business district! Traffic behind her could go only as fast as she jogged, and traffic facing her, where I was, was stopped, for her! Close to half a mile! " Get a effing treadmill!" I yelled to her as she passed my truck.... That would be my "lettered" truck, with name and phone number listed quite prominantly.....

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