i was always late to school (always catchin hell too )
too much bird watchin heh heh in the A.M.
time for school... i'm late AGAIN ! and was just warned
anyways, i go running down the neighbors driveway one day
with just one road to cross and foolishly didn't look both ways
instead WITH my super hearing decided to ..........(like lee major's)
just LISTEN ......for an oncoming vehicle
not hearing any, i burst into the road only to find a car
about to cream me....
with mili seconds to react i jumped straight up ^
and slammed into his wind-shield rolled over the roof
landed on the rear trunk and then hit the road
the driver just kept on a goin and never stopped
my Dad was such a strict disciplinarian that i never told a soul
i limped for 6 months but only when NOT watched
at age 17 , the pull up bar i was using fell out of the door JAM
and i hit the oak threshold HARD with my knees bent
that's what finished me off .....and i would be in pain for 6 months
at a time...being able to throw my back out with just a sneeze
My chiropractor said my back in in an S shape and is very strange
asking me where does it hurt....i would tellem "no where"
and he couldn't understand how i live like this with so abnormal a BACK bone.
he'd always shake his head... in astonishment
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