Similarities with a bluegill

[RIJIMMY]

reminds me of a story -
years ago livin with some friends in Narragansett, I saw a huge snapping turtle making its way towards the road. the thing was moving incredibly slow. I didnt want it to get hit by a car so me and my buddies slid it into a trash barrel and moved it a few hundred hards into the woods. Get home from work 8 + hrs later and the thing is in the same spot, we do the same thing and move it farther away. next morning, same thing, the turtle is back but this time, it was farther away in a patch of sand........digging a hole to lay her eggs. Frekin turtle must have been swearing up and down at us trying to unload her eggs

[Circlehook]

There is a little stream that runs next to my office in Canton and flows into the Neponset. Every year around april a big snapper lays eggs in the same spot near the parking lot. They are very consistant animals.

[Stewie]

How many snapper eggs in an omelette?