Big Foot in RI?

[Saltheart]

There are no remains because they can sense when they are going to die and go to the secret big Foot cave and die there. there's a secret Big Foot cave in every state of the Union and two in Alaska.

There's no Big Foot poop because they don't poop. Some how they transport their poop into the people who look for them. That's why the Big Foot seekers are so full of she it.

[BluesHarp]

The mysterious Bigfoot

A universal study on the mysterious Bigfoot was conducted in the Pacific Northwest. Three scientists from three different countries decided to go out into the woods for three months with the most sophisticated equipment known to mankind, in hopes of finally proving the existence of Bigfoot. An American scientist from Washington met with a Russian scientist and a scientist from Czechoslovakia. Together all three scientists went off into the woods of the Pacific Northwest in search of Bigfoot. Three months pass, and no one had heard from any of the scientists. After pressure from the visiting scientists’ home countries, an expedition was conducted to find the missing scientists. After a few days of searching, the search party came upon a den housing a family of Bigfoot: a daddy Bigfoot, a mama Bigfoot and a daughter Bigfoot. Upon closer examination, the search party noticed clothing belonging to the missing scientists laying on the ground around the Bigfoot family. The Bigfoot family tried to flee, but the search party shot at the family of Bigfoot. The search party killed the mama Bigfoot and the daughter Bigfoot, but the daddy Bigfoot got away. The searchers dragged the Bigfoot carcasses back to their camp, and performed autopsies to determine if they had eaten the missing scientists. After dissecting the mama Bigfoot, the searchers discovered the remains of the missing American scientist. After dissecting the daughter Bigfoot, the searchers found the remains of the missing Russian scientist. The head doctor then informed the search party, “I’m afraid that is it. We have the remains of the missing American scientist and the remains of the missing Russian scientist, but I’m afraid we don’t have a trace of the missing Czechoslovakian scientist. Did you happen to see any other Bigfoots?” The head of the search party stepped forward and replied, “Yes, we did. A daddy Bigfoot got away from us.” The doctor nodded with understanding, “Oh, I see. So the Czech is in the male!”