A man was in his front yard mowing grass
when his attractive blond female
neighbor came out of the house and went
straight to the mailbox.
She opened it then slammed it shut
stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house
again went to the mail box and again
opened it, slammed it shut again.
Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the
lawn, here she came out again,
marched to the mail box, opened it and
then slammed it closed harder than
ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her,
"Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly
is!"................. "mailbox are empty and"........
My stupid computer keeps saying', "YOU'VE
GOT MAIL..."
