A blonde comes to the edge of a river. On the other side of the river is another blonde who yells to her " How do I get to the other side?"
To which the first blonde answers "You dumb blonde, you are on the other side !"
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Things done at the last possible minute are done with the greatest possible information. Procrastination is, therefore, the most efficient means of doing things.