WTF? Handguns?
I haven't pissed that many people off.
Leatherman Wave & Buck 114 Ranger for fresh.
Gerber pliers & serrated edge Gator for salt.
And the absolute best thing to get rid of any kind of human intrusion? Parodis.
Nasty little black Italian cigars. Like from the old Clint Eastwood movies. Things I learned from my father.
They keep the bugs away from ME.