The Longest Thread in History - Page 84 - Striper Talk Striped Bass Fishing, Surfcasting, Boating

Goose · 02-17-2002, 11:43 PM

hey Jenn i got a good one for you. SisterMary is in the shower when the door bell rings.She yells, Who is it? ''' its the blind man'''. She figures he won't see her naked so she gets out of the shower and opens the door. "" Hey nice boobs , sister!!
Where did you want these blinds.

Goose · 02-17-2002, 11:48 PM

I get them from a radio station in providence RI. Thrusday from 9 ta10 am...called stump the dj 94hjy

Goose · 02-17-2002, 11:52 PM

Whats the difference between beer nutts and deer _ _ tts ??
Beer nutts are $1.49,deer n_ _ _s are under a buck!

Goose · 02-17-2002, 11:54 PM

Theres no shame on hjy, as long as my kids aren't around!

Goose · 02-17-2002, 11:56 PM

Lets see...I bowhunt alot, I build custom rods,watch sports(((hockey-Football))) I like ta take the kids bike riddin

Goose · 02-18-2002, 12:00 AM

I agree....we got a whole 2 minutes

Goose · 02-18-2002, 12:02 AM

Did you go to a bruins or other? I love the BEE's. Ive been a die hard ever since I was little

Goose · 02-18-2002, 12:03 AM

What do u do at work.....lol

Goose · 02-18-2002, 12:05 AM

AHL is good hockey , are you now addicted

Goose · 02-18-2002, 12:08 AM

you make a mean dish for your hubby? or do you not bring home work

Goose · 02-18-2002, 12:09 AM

Do you think this is going into the record books?....

Goose · 02-18-2002, 12:11 AM

only started using this thing for a short time and I might be famous......yeah baby

Goose · 02-18-2002, 12:12 AM

I don't no Geese piss

Goose · 02-18-2002, 12:15 AM

are you serious? I hope that luck stays with me through the fishin season

Goose · 02-18-2002, 12:16 AM

maybe trhey where gettin shot at lol

Goose · 02-18-2002, 12:17 AM

sleep good

Goose · 02-18-2002, 05:42 PM

Jonny comes home from the third grade all bummed out .''Mom, i flunked english today.""
"" thats ok Jonny your polish. Your expected to do poorly in english.""
The next day Jonny comes home all bummed out again. "" Mom, i flunked math.
''' Thats ok Jonny your polish. Your expected not to do good in math.""
The next day Jonny runs home excited and smiling. Mom asks him why he's so happy. He say's "" We had gym for the first time and I noticed in the locker room that I had the biggest penis in the class!!!''''
And mom say's '' Of course you do, Jonny, you're 17.""

lol

Goose · 02-18-2002, 10:18 PM

Good evening Who said that?

Goose · 02-18-2002, 10:23 PM

Did any one see any dandeelions today? lol I know I can't spell.

Goose · 02-18-2002, 10:27 PM

how's the beach life treatin you red? Your rods r lookin good

Goose · 02-18-2002, 10:42 PM

WHITE CHINS IN HOUSE

Goose · 02-18-2002, 10:43 PM

maybe he's gonna watch his wife curl her hair

Goose · 02-18-2002, 10:44 PM

Good one!

Goose · 02-18-2002, 10:56 PM

Elderly couple goes into the examination room and the doc says to the old man , '' I'll need a blood sample, a urine sample, and a stool sample."
The old man say's "What?"
His wife say's, '' Give the doctor your underwear."

Goose · 02-18-2002, 10:59 PM

I use a 975 penn when chunkin works mint

Goose · 02-18-2002, 11:03 PM

I"m the rookie of the bunch. I catch my fair share of togs

Goose · 02-18-2002, 11:05 PM

I know an excellent spot in Marion thats plenty big, white chinners galore

Goose · 02-18-2002, 11:06 PM

I can only take you there blind folded

Goose · 02-18-2002, 11:16 PM

Don't think Ive ever been skunked there, guy pulled a 12pder there last year, lookin at about around 1/4 mile of fishable shoreline, Warham and Marion are one of the first places tog show up, scup(( JUMBOs)) early in the season there to. Ive been fish there since I was a kid ,hasn't changed in 20 years

Goose · 02-18-2002, 11:20 PM

Marion makes Castle Hill look bad,and I loose way less tackel