Sunday night funnies

[MAC]

Thought this was funny and wanted to share it> > By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was
> taken.
> >
> > "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or even just a bed,
I
> > don't care where."
> > "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant a Navy guy," admitted
the
> > manager, "he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth,
> he
> >
> > snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the
> > past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you."
> > "No problem," the tired Marine assured him. "I'll take it."
> > The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast, bright-eyed and
> > bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager.
> > "Never better."
> > The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring,
then?"
> > "Nope, I shut him up in no time" said the Marine.
> > "How'd you manage that?" asked the manager.
> > "He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the
Marine
> > explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek and said,
> 'Goodnight,
> >
> > beautiful...
> > He sat up all night watching me."