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Grumpy Old Pharts Board Gerritol, Ex-Lax, Immodium, Bad Breath - all requirements for the Grumpy Board |
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12-26-2003, 01:17 PM
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TWIST TIES
WTF is it with all the twist ties on new toys in the box. Not just 2-3 to hold it in place, nooooo, 15-20 to drive me f-in nuts 
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12-26-2003, 02:24 PM
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Team Sea Monkey
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Quincy Ma.
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" You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it a Sea Monkey."
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12-26-2003, 02:27 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Bedford, NH
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And to make sure none of the twist ties slip, they're covered in layers of tape that could be used to keep tiles on a space shuttle.
Once you get the toy our of the box, you then get to apply the 275 little decals to the parts of the toy that you can't get even one finger into.
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12-26-2003, 04:40 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Warwick RI,02889
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How about getting too a dvd==by the time you do ///you want to smash it 
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ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE !!!
MIKE
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12-26-2003, 04:42 PM
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Hydro Orientated Lures
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Brockton,Ma
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Day after xmass...all those toys you spent big bucks for is broken. 
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Belcher Goonfoock (retired)
(dob 4-21-07)
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12-26-2003, 05:52 PM
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
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Moosenuckle....that is what they call "Sea Monkey Proof"! 
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Almost time to get our fish on!!!
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12-27-2003, 08:32 PM
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Team Sea Monkey
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Quincy Ma.
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" You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it a Sea Monkey."
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12-29-2003, 07:16 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: 4 hours from my favorite place
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hmmm...I thought this thread was going to help explain why some people feel the need to save thousands of the bread twist ties...or better yet the millions that you get with the trash bags...who uses these for trash bags????? 
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12-30-2003, 12:27 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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twist 'os
take a twist tie and then with a sharp knife remove the plastic or paper covering it and you have a thin gauge wire that can help clean out windshield washer nozzles and spray paint nozzles too
not to mention carburater fuel jets on small engines without wrecking them with something larger. 
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12-30-2003, 01:05 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Clammer
How about getting too a dvd==by the time you do ///you want to smash it
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Ain't that the truth, Mike! Unless you got razor blades for fingernails, you usually need a boxcutter to get the damn things open, and then you have to deal with all that security tape. WTF? 
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12-30-2003, 02:18 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 833
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Try explaining to a 7 year old why Santa put an unremoveable security tag on a watchband - inside a sealed box
Told him the North Pole was a rough neighborhood . . . that's why we could never actualy go there  ( oops  )
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01-02-2004, 12:01 AM
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Inhaling Paint Fumes
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01-02-2004, 04:00 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: South Shore
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My girls get a sh*tload of Barbies every year. I solved the twist tie problem with a small pair of wire cutters. Then all I have to deal with is that plastic strip sewn into the hair 
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01-02-2004, 04:51 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: in a structure with a roof
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high
I do the same thing a good pair of dykes and no more ties . every toy my girls get x2 are harder and harder to open . next will be a grenade . you know why they do it ? at night in all stores manaquins and toys come to life . they sometimes dont make it back to their boxes in the am . this way all they can do is watch the manaquins and scream . ever said " how many times have I picked up this toy " ? they play at night and never go back to their right spots . if you are up early and turn the lights on real fast you may be able to see them scramble about on the floor . you have to be faster than when you want to see if the fridge light really goes out when you close the door .
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01-02-2004, 05:05 PM
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Nothing beats a good pair of dykes! 
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01-03-2004, 08:16 PM
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Below Me
Join Date: May 2003
Location: low
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You know what they call a lesbian Canadian in the NW ?
A Klondike
Those twist ties are good for tying up the multitude of wires coming from a computer, phone, etc.
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01-04-2004, 07:40 AM
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here fishy fishy
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: westport,ma.
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you know why they do it ? at night in all stores manaquins and toys come to life .
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chris...you mean Barbie is into bondage 
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redcrbbr
of all the things i've lost...i miss my mind the most!!
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01-04-2004, 09:19 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: in a structure with a roof
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yup . its called tie me up barbie decked out in leather with whips , high leather boots and a leather mask . only problem is ken is gay and wont let barbie play with him . so she has taken time with the powder puff girls .
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01-06-2004, 03:57 PM
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Inhaling Paint Fumes
Join Date: Dec 2003
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01-06-2004, 06:46 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Cranberry Coast Gateway 2 Cape Cod
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Raven great things to do with those things have you ever taken about 30 of those things strip them down to metal make a small cage , catch a fly, put inside cage , then stand 29 ' away with wrist rocket and blast that little bas#%7D away later, LINK 
Last edited by missing link; 01-07-2004 at 03:30 PM..
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