saw this stupid GUY

[Raven]

today....and man was he grumpy....he was a senoir citizen
who mistakenly thought the toilet bowl plunger he just
bought at ACE true value was going to pull out a new
grapefruit sized dent on the rear quarter of his car.
he was slamming this thing over and over onto the
the dented area trying to get suction....to no avail.
then he got mad at his own hair brained plan and threw
the plunger into the back of his car and left.

[Nebe]

funny, i thought i saw capesams today too

[capesams]

unless u were in chatham today an saw me with my head stuck up my boats sternum...that was my uncle bob u saw grumpage runs deep in the family.

[Raven]

i was at dunkin donuts about to go thru the drive thru to get a coffee
as i was still a bit to groggy one morning ....ok and for maybe a second or two i take my eye off the drive thru line and this JERK decides to cut me off and cut in line...in front of me....and at first i thought no biggy....then i THOUGHT ooOO00 what about common courtesy these days following 9-11...everyone in America is supposed to try and be a little nicer to one another....so feeling my ANGER building up... i yelled: HEY >>>>WHAT YOU DONT SEE ME? am i invisable?
since his windows are open..... so he says flippantly back.... what? i'm supposed to get in back of you now? with attitude.... instead of a "SORRY dude".. was all that was required.... so then i see it.... the last parking space before the ordering microphone is empty enabling me to bang a U-E right in front of the creep and regain my place in line...and i said SHOULD I ?

you're damn right i did.... ahhh ha ha ha surprised the %$%$%$%$ out of him too....made his eyes BUG out......so i get up to the window and say....to the women....there ..."um thats not my order "
"it belongs to that rude son of a beotch behind me who cut me OFF in line"
and then i ordered my coffee.... and had a wonderful day....heh heh heh.

[Slingah]

GREAT story Raven...and perfect move

[BigFish]

Raven....you and I need to get together and fish, have coffee and beat the sheought out of a few a$$holes!

[Raven]

BF that sounds outstanding.....but you know how it is....you either have little time or your short on money....unfortunately, i just spent $1200.00 bucks this weekend fixing the Toyota's struts,brakes & front end......rides like a new car again i must say... but it left me kinda broke...(plus my 4 wheel drives gettin a new windshield on monday morning)
temporarilly...but that'll change soon enough though.
and then i'll have plenty of time......and although i don't go out lookin for trouble per se
when it finds me....i am more than ready to open a big ole can of woopass.