What to do when pulled over for speeding..By Bassmaster - Striper Talk Striped Bass Fishing, Surfcasting, Boating

fishaholic18 · 07-11-2005, 09:40 AM

Here's a few pointers BM showed us Sat. night

1: After you are pulled over, immediatley jump out of your vehicle and act like you're gonna charge at the officer.
2: Get back in your vehicle and slam the door so hard that it cracks the frame.
3: When officer approaches you, ask him right away "Are you gonna give me an F'in ticket?"
4: Also ask, "Did you pull me over because I drive a Jeep and you think I'm gay?"
5: If the officer is taking too long writing the ticket, you know how they like to sit in their vehicle and mahe you wait, just Beep the horn and yell "HURRY UP!! I WANT TO GO HOME!!"
6: The officer will call for back-up, because he's scared %$%$%$%$. When the back-up asks where you are coming from, say "There's no F'in fish on the Cape."
7: When they send you on your way, be sure to dump the clutch and pelt their vehicles with rocks and accelerate quickly to the speed limit.

I'm sure there's more and Canalman will probably add to this, but he got away with a Warning.

Worked like a charm.

Thanks for the great time BM, we have to do it again.

Dave

Karl F · 07-11-2005, 09:52 AM

What?

no rebar?

Slipknot · 07-11-2005, 10:06 AM

I lost my canalman popper at newcomb hollow

stinkin' van stall snapoff reel

must have been the fresh line, but I hate that counter weight thingy on the outside of the spool

BM never speeds, I am surprised

I like your story Dave, I like the way you wrote it

fishaholic18 · 07-11-2005, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Slipknot

I lost my canalman popper at newcomb hollow

stinkin' van stall snapoff reel

must have been the fresh line, but I hate that counter weight thingy on the outside of the spool

You'll have to Ho him for a few more.

reelecstasy · 07-11-2005, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Slipknot

I lost my canalman popper

Me too

bassmaster · 07-11-2005, 11:35 AM

speed, i got that young chits speed, all my friggen years
i wanna real cop to pull me over
go check air in tires You lazy %$%$%$%$s

Raven · 07-11-2005, 11:42 AM

wish i had seen that one.... too funny

bassmaster · 07-11-2005, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slipknot

I lost my canalman popper at newcomb hollow

stinkin' van stall snapoff reel

must have been the fresh line, but I hate that counter weight thingy on the outside of the spool

BM never speeds, I am surprised

I like your story Dave, I like the way you wrote it

fundimental speed law bruce I really didnt need thaT After busting ass for no friggen fish.

Pete_G · 07-12-2005, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Slipknot

I lost my canalman popper at newcomb hollow

stinkin' van stall snapoff reel

must have been the fresh line, but I hate that counter weight thingy on the outside of the spool

BM never speeds, I am surprised

I like your story Dave, I like the way you wrote it

The evil VS counterweight is really making itself known this week. I snapped off a 2+ year old Beachmaster Danny that I fish almost every time out and have probably caught thousands of pounds of fish on. It was a particularly good plug, catching fish easily when no other plug would work. I've never hung the line on the counterweight and snapped it before till this incident and I've been using VS reels for years. I'm still in mourning over that plug and I feel a little betrayed by my silver 250.

bassmaster · 07-13-2005, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Pete_G

The evil VS counterweight is really making itself known this week. I snapped off a 2+ year old Beachmaster Danny that I fish almost every time out and have probably caught thousands of pounds of fish on. It was a particularly good plug, catching fish easily when no other plug would work. I've never hung the line on the counterweight and snapped it before till this incident and I've been using VS reels for years. I'm still in mourning over that plug and I feel a little betrayed by my silver 250.

sorry for Your loss, that sucks and know that all to well
Maybe when I ever get to making a few danny bodys I will have to make You one to use.
Beachmaster lures are quality and one of the best lures made out there.
I been fishing well mon and tue,,, a small Habs popper in green and chart. squishin the twinkies.
Ya i was grumpy and tired when i got pulled over. I dont drive nuts and have 9 points and a class A lic to protect.
been very stressed and acting like im 20

dont understand the counter weight thing, i never had that problem and slip needs to get use to his reel and should use it more.

Pete_G · 07-14-2005, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by bassmaster

dont understand the counter weight thing, i never had that problem and slip needs to get use to his reel and should use it more.

Don't jinx yourself, it had never happened to me before till then. Might have been wind related, not sure.

I'm going to take the weight off and put some glue under it then tighten it down, hopefully that will keep it from ever happening again.

reelecstasy · 07-11-2005, 10:06 AM

Too funny

fishaholic18 · 07-11-2005, 11:05 AM

We didn't get any fish but I had a great time, tons of laughs!

Bruce, I forgot all about giving Joey a ride back to M&D's, I apologize.
Canalman and I headed to McDonald and woofed down burgers while sitting in the Canal parking lot at 4am

. We decided to go home because we were too tired to fish anymore.