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R.I. blonde
> > > >> > > >A Rhode Island blonde was feeling so depressed that she
decided to end her
> > life by throwing herself into the Narragansett Bay off of the Jamestown
> > >Bridge.
> > > >
> > > > She went up to the middle of the bridge and was about to leap into
the
> > > > frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her teetering on the
edge of
> > > > the pier crying. He took pity on her and said, "Listen, you've got a
lot to
> > > > live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning and if you like, I can
stow you
> > > > away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food
> > > > everyday."Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and
added
> > > > with a wink, "I'll make you happy, and you can make me happy,"
> > > >
> > > > The blonde nodded yes through her tears. After all, what did she
have to
> > > > lose? That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a
lifeboat,
> > > > along with blankets and food. From then on, every night he brought
her
> > > > sandwiches, water, wine and fruit and they would make mad,
passionate love
> > until dawn.
> > > >
> > > > Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered
by the
> > > > Captain. "What the hell are you doing here?" the Captain demanded
angrily.
> > > >
> > > > "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I
get free
> > > > food and a trip to Europe. Meanwhile," she says coyly, " he's taking
> > > > advantage of me so to speak (wink, wink)."
> > > >
> > > > "He sure as hell is, lady," the Captain said. "This is the Block
Island
> > > > Ferry!!"
> > >
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