So here is how it went down on my trip to the "Supermarket" this afternoon!
I pull into the lot and park my brandie new truck all the way across the lot so....you know....folks don't carelessly hit it with their doors or...Gawd forbid...a shopping carriage!(Its ok....my truck is fine....so far!).
As I am getting out of my truck I see the shopping cart collector person and he has a stack of about six carts that he pushes over next to this Ford Explorer......he leaves the carts there and walks about 25 feet to where another cart sits and he....and here is where I lose it......shoves the cart across the lot to where the Ford Explorer is and it smashes into the side of the Ford Explorer!!!!!!
I think to myself....."What a lazy good for nothin' sonofabitch" as my blood pressure begins to rise!!! (Hold onto your hats....it gets better)
So as if that is not bad enough.....he grabs another cart that is nearby and he walks it over to where the other cart is resting against the side of the Ford Explorer that he just hit......
and he proceeds to jam the cart inside the other cart.....AGAINST.....the side of the Ford Explorer!!!!!! Now I am about to lose my F'in mind and I am about to go off on this guy but as I get a look at the useless piece of garbage, I say to myself...."This useless piece of garbage does not speak a word of English...guaranteed!". So rather than cause a scene and waste my breath on this lowlife and then have to go through it again with his supervisor....I decide just to go in and get his boss and tell them what happened!!!!! So his supervisor comes over after I have them paged and I tell them the story and they can't believe it, they are all apologies and don't you know it.....I was dead right the useless, lowlife piece of shiite' garbage does not habla englase'!!!!!! No Speakinzie English!!!!!!
Of course I am stunned to hear this as anyone would be.....so I take the supervisor outside to examine the vehicle for damage and surprisingly...just one little dent....lucky the cart only hit the moulding but man....was I hot!!!!! The supervisor thanked me for bringing it to her attention and said she would take care of it and she was all apologies as you can imagine. I hope the little, non-english speaking, bridge troll looking, hadn't bathed in a week, sorry excuse for intelligent life loses his job!!!!
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