CLAMMER School

[Megabyte]

Well, I went to CLAMMER School today.

Upon arriving at the CLAMMER Estate (yup 4:50am) , I awoke Mr Clammer to find that he is running a dog kennel at his house.
One such "pint size dog" was making enough racket to wake up the whole neighborhood. Well, this was my first hand schooling in "Calmmer eeese".

Upon boarding to the U.S.S. CLAMMER, we went through the usual checklist of items.
2 rusty anchors: check
3 sets quahog tongs: check
1 rusty ax: Bluefish deterrent ; Check Check
Well you get the idea.

We departed the marina to face a rescue at sea. We went in harms way to rescue an abandoned vessel drifting across the sand bar at Oakland Beach. After much professional manuevering Capt. Clammer secured the abandoned vessel along side and proceeded to the nearest dock. Once the vessel was secured, we departed Warwick Cove at approximately 5:15am.

After many phone calls (to who I don't know and don't want to know) the pogeys magically appeared.
Well, it was time for CLAMMER fishing school. I wasn't snaggin' correctly. Well, it wasn't my boat so what could I say. He thought he knew it all. Well, upon following his calm directions I started snagging pogeys. Oh well !
All the time, I kept hearing "That SOB said he had pogeys in 5 minutes". Well I found out Clammer has a lot of friends named "SOB".

It was now time to find out about Clammers fishing skills.
It started with this F&^%$#%^&*() wind. Flat a.... all weekend, now look at it.

Well, spot 1.
we got chopped. That set the tone for that spot.
Yup, again. Look at this F&^%$#%^&*() wind. Flat a.... all weekend, now look at it.

On to spot 2
"That SOB said he had pogeys in 5 minutes".

On to spot 3
Yup, again. Look at this F&^%$#%^&*() wind. Flat a.... all weekend, now look at it.

Well you get the idea.

Well I finally landed the first bass. Not a good thing for the guest to do first.

We spent the next several hours until Captain Clammer hooked up on a bigger bass (naturally).

Well, all in all it was a great day on the water and I learned soooooooo much about a lot of things. Not sure I can ever repeat them, but hey it was great fun.

More phone calls

Thanks Clamman it was great.

[Raven]

good story.... nice fish

[Clammer]

M/B

it was great to finally meet ya // but WTF are you thinking >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> now at the twilight of your life >>>>>>>> your going to be a surf fisherman >>>>>>> Ya can,t throw F $%^&*( 9.er 's very well from shore ;;;

You,ll get a bill for services provided & your take out order of fresh chowders ::

had fun >>>>> ENJOYED

[Clammer]

Dave :

notice I made sure the slaying rod was in the photo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ya never know how long its gonna last

[fishaholic18]

Originally Posted by Clammer

Dave :

notice I made sure the slaying rod was in the photo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ya never know how long its gonna last

Thats a Clammer special...Almost indestructible....
MB..I'm one of them SOB's....

[eelman]

I Also carry that distinction..SOB

[piemma]

...and I'm the SOB that had his pogies in 5 minutes....

[ThrowingTimber]

Good stuff guys good to see someones laying into them

[fishaholic18]

Originally Posted by #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&

I Also carry that distinction..SOB

And a few others, right Billy. WTF do we do wrong?

[Fishpart]

MB, at least you #@#$%ing learned how to (*&^%$ing fish and some new mother#$%^&ing words to say.

An adventure every time with the Clammer...

[fishaholic18]

Originally Posted by Megabyte

Well, I went to CLAMMER School today.

But did ya get the whole show????

[fishpoopoo]

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[denis]

M/B

you did very good work getting the Clammer up that early in the AM.
I have trouble getting he up at 930 am.

Don't think i'm one of those SOB,not yet anyway.

[justplugit]

Originally Posted by Megabyte

Well, I went to CLAMMER School today.

After many phone calls (to who I don't know and don't want to know) the pogeys magically appeared.

[Megabyte]

FA18 - I got him out of bed. Yup I got the hole show. I alos had to hole all the doors open as he was carrying the special new rods. He was mumbling something about breaking the F()&&$%^%$(^)(*& things before he even got them out of the F(*&^^%$%%(*&(*&^ door. Not mentioining any names, but the Clam man said something about those SOB's do most things wrong,because they would listen to the Clam Man.

All - I'm not divulging who any of you SOB's are? apparently there are enough of you or maybe he meant ALL of you. I fear retaliation. Remember the rusty AX !

Clammer - you're toooo late telling me I stupid to be going surf fishing. #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& already beat you to it. Months ago. The chowda's were great !

Maybe, we should have JohnR start a new forum, the "CSOBC".

The Clammer SOB Club. Just for all you Clammer SOB's out there.

It was a great day, except for the 3 hours we spent cleaning up the boat back at the dock.