got this little book...kinda cute actually (maybe its a woman thing I dunno

) its called the fishing pocket dictionary!!!!
a few funny (but true too) of their descriptions......
BOOT: a shallow puddle worn on the foot!
KNOT: a tangle with a name
LINE: lenght of long thin strong synthetic material stretched between two fishing rods and joined at its midpoint by a pair of linked hooks
FISHING TIP: two or more pieces of contradictory angling knowledge or advice contained in a single phrase or sentence
and last but not least....
STRIPED BASS: widely favored delicious and beautiful game fish eagerly sought by commercial fisherman for profit and recreational fisherman for sport. even though the commercial fishery is thought to account for well over two thirds of the landings, surprisingly enough, seven out of every three striped bass reported caught last year were claimed by sport fisherman.
LMAO!!!