friggan sales people

[Raven]

i'll tell ya...

piss me off

the guy calls and wants to know what TV service i'm using

so just for the hell of it....i feel like listening to the offer

of course, its a one day- right now kind of deal ONLY

so then he switches me over to the closer guy

he starts telling me of a bigger and better deal

then i say, nahh to many car repair bills right now

then he has even a better offer - and a better offer

let me check with my supervisor for a even a better deal

so that...no matter what i say the offer keeps getting better
by the minute...

finally!! the fun was definitely over, so i say, well no thanks

and gotta go.....buh bye.... and hang up...

the SON of a beotch calls me right back anyways sir? sir?

pushy PUSHY PUSHY

i say ! no freakin way dude...and slam down the phone

and then leave the busy signal going for three cycles

just to terminate that sucker...

these indian guys just can't take no for an answer

man oh man... what stubborn freaks they are...

ok ! thanks for letting me rant...i feel better now.

[Eliot]

A couple of months ago I get a call from a guy who says he is working for a company that hires the handicaped and learning disabled and begins to thank me for my past purchases. I get ticked off (was havin' a bad hair day) and proceed to rip up one side of him and down the other as I know full well I have NEVER ordered anything from this company. I demand an apology from him and demand he remove my phone number from their data base. He agrees to do so, aplogizes to me and hangs up...........Couple of hours later my wife comes home and ask's if anyone had called. I tell her just a bs telemarketing call and I tell her (with chest all pumped up) about the conversation and how I "took care of the guy"......"set him in his place"!!!!! She looks me in the eye and says Honey.....we buy our plastic trash bags from that organization every year .