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Movies, Classics to Less than Normal By request - Grab your Popcorn. New Movie forum (for those that have given up fishing this year). (No P 0rn)

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Old 12-29-2009, 05:12 PM   #1
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Worst Movies Ever!

The remake of Dragnet is up there! Caddy Shack II might be the worst movie ever made! Nuns on the Run is the only movie I have ever walked out on! 10 minutes and I was done!

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Old 12-29-2009, 05:14 PM   #2
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AI and The Village.
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Old 12-29-2009, 05:56 PM   #3
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Howard the Duck. LOL

Solaris! I somehow still watch it when it's on.

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Old 12-29-2009, 05:57 PM   #4
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AI and The Village.
I actually like AI a little but I have wierd tastes.

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Old 12-29-2009, 06:09 PM   #5
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You haven't seen bad until you've seen an Ed Wood original...

This is considered by many to be THE Worst movie ever made...

Plan 9 from Outer Space....it has vampires, aliens and zombies.....a true classic of crap. Bela Lugosi died while filming it so he had an actor walk around the rest of the movie with the cape over his face....




or another of his worst films...Bride of the Monster.... Bela Lugosi fighting a huge rubber octopus...



and this is (supposedly) and autobiography...thats Ed Wood in the title role..he plays a transvestite with an Affinity for Cashmere sweaters......Glen or Glenda??



now THESE are BAD Movies.

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Old 12-29-2009, 06:13 PM   #6
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How about a Town of Homicidal Rednecks... Reminds me of Seabrook


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Old 12-29-2009, 06:22 PM   #7
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Anybody for a good old fashion Midget Western......


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Old 12-29-2009, 06:23 PM   #8
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AI and The Village.
You still want to go with those 2...

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Old 12-29-2009, 06:24 PM   #9
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Old 12-29-2009, 06:28 PM   #10
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How about killer Produce......and yes its real.


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Old 12-29-2009, 06:35 PM   #11
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This one actually spawned 3 sequels if you can believe it...


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Old 12-29-2009, 06:41 PM   #12
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How about when Genres Collide...westerns and Horror in, not one, nbut 2 different movies.


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Old 12-29-2009, 06:52 PM   #13
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Wow! kevin has all the classics!

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Old 12-29-2009, 07:46 PM   #14
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Norman Mailer's "Tough Guys Don't Dance"
The book was great the movie....

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Old 12-29-2009, 08:05 PM   #15
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Wow! kevin has all the classics!
Wanna make a bet that none of those were top 10 opening weekends...

If you want to see a great movie, Tim Burton made a film about Ed Wood that had Johnnie Depp as Ed wood called......well....Ed Wood.

seriously it is a great flick.


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Old 12-29-2009, 08:24 PM   #16
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There's been a lot of schlocky movies made, but for an attempt at a serious "film" (if you get the difference between a "film" and a "movie" ), the absolute worst piece of utter dreck that I ever wasted an hour of my life on was Burt Lancaster in "The Swimmer".

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Old 12-29-2009, 08:52 PM   #17
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Mike P......that was a very strange flick!

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Old 12-30-2009, 08:44 AM   #18
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AI - worst movie ever.

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Old 12-30-2009, 11:04 AM   #19
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How about:
"Yentil" - Barbara Streisand as a Hebrew Male impersonator?
"Under the Rainbow" - Chevy Chase and a cast of Munchkins - enough said
"Kingdom of the Spiders" - William Shatner and a pipe-cleaner like monster


As for the Ed Wood movies, at least he was consistant.

How about "Reefer Madness"? I can't recall ever seeing a stoner freak out like they do in this movie.

Wow, there are too many to list, and once you get started, you keep thinking of more and more!!!!
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Old 12-30-2009, 01:31 PM   #20
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Treasure of the Four Crowns

This was a 3D ripoff of the Indiana Jones movies. I remember making my mother drive me and some friends to the theater to see this when it came out. Even at 12 years old I was bitterly dissapointed. The production was so bad that you could see the cables holding up the objects as they were "coming right at you" in 3D. Almost one of those movies that's so bad, it's good.

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Old 12-30-2009, 02:02 PM   #21
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How about "JAWS 3" (in 3D) or "JAWS: the revenge"

(Just how smart can a shark be if it gets trapped in an amusement park???)
(I also didn't know sharks could roar like a bull elephant and lift 2/3 of their body out of the water when doing so. Boy, if that isn't fantasy, I don't know what is.)

Then there's "Tremors 3" where they throw the evolutionary book out the window, and create a creature that flies using it's own flatulence as fuel!! (Kind of makes lighting yours a little passe'.)
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Old 12-30-2009, 03:51 PM   #22
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How about 1941? I'm a fan of Belushi but this movie was pretty bad.



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Old 12-30-2009, 05:35 PM   #23
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Mike P......that was a very strange flick!
The only thing I can figure is that it was an early attempt at a chic flick, that women would flock to watch an hour's worth of Lancaster's bare chest

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Old 12-30-2009, 09:05 PM   #24
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House of 1000 Corpses and its Sequel. I never forgave my friend to this day for making me waste 4 hours.

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I actually thought they were pretty good for what they were......Entertaining in a twisted sort of way

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Old 12-31-2009, 11:12 AM   #26
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I actually thought they were pretty good for what they were......Entertaining in a twisted sort of way
I knew what rob zombie was aiming for, i just hated the movies. period.

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How about 1941? I'm a fan of Belushi but this movie was pretty bad.
I loved that movie as a kid.

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this movie really sucked.....
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Old 12-31-2009, 04:23 PM   #29
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Sorry Kev ,, I was once a big fan of cult classic "Toxic Avenger" flix .. I was much younger and in a different frame of mind .. Loved those movies ..

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How about this Troma Classic......


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