Weird Marriage Names

[NilsC]

If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she'd be Kitty Twitty.

If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono,she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.

If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali,she'd be Dolly Dali.

If Bo Derek married Don Ho,she'd be Bo Ho.

If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra,she'd be Oprah Chopra.

If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, he'd be Cat Doggy Dogg.

If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton,then divorced him to marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.

Hope you can add some more.......

[fishsmith]

My wife has a friend named Carrie, she married a guy with the last name Carey. Now you've got Carrie Carey, thats scarey.

[Katie]

From a friend....

a friend of her mom's Marsha married a guy with the last name mellow.. so now you got marsha mello... Almost Marshmellow... he he