Oh Jenn, you should have seen it:

I was new on the job, new to the whole bartending thing. I worked in a country club in Marblehead as the only bartender for all the waiters and waitresses as well as my bar and 4 tables. NEVER HAVING waitressed, you should have seen the fiasco when one night I had a full bar and 4 full tables. The cooks got a kick out of yelling my name repeatedly while I was already frantic, and then I knocked over a martini glass and it shattered on the floor (applause from the kitchen). By the end of the night I counted my measley tips and decided that maybe a bar WITHOUT food would suit me best......

John, I'm doing my best to answer that question with a straight face, my guess is: Beer and flannel lint??

Screaming Viking?

:)

Where are the bartenders tending bar now? If we patronize other striped-bass'ers (guides and tackleshops), why not patronize and tip well our bartenders.

Originally posted by Iwannakeeper
Where are the bartenders tending bar now? If we patronize other striped-bass'ers (guides and tackleshops), why not patronize and tip well our bartenders. Rick Bomna has a restaraunt in Needham :)



John, I'm doing my best to answer that question with a straight face, my guess is: Beer and flannel lint?? A bar I used to work at would have an iniation after hours. Line up a bunch of shots, B52s, Bamma Slammas, you name it. Down the line a bit was a Sweaty Lumberjack - Jack Daniels, Bucca & Bean, and some Pepper... It was designed to launch cookies....

yeah... "after hours" were killer! some how they always talked me into staying for just one (yeah right) :rolleyes: roll in at 4 a.m. and working two jobs....:rolleyes: how stupid was I???




how bout a hairy buffalo???:yak: need a hint? think bar mat....


and if anyone ever says to you "I can do any shot there is" order them a prarie fire.....chances are they wont challenge you twice! (unless they are pschycotic that is)

this foolish thread got 4000 veiws!!!:smash:

oh, by the way, people, i had came out of the hospital yesterday... i got 18 stitchies on my chin and elbow. ask me how did it happen NOW!

Notaro, did you land yourself a big Notaro using chunked bait??? and ripped your face up?? :)

:D

Originally posted by Notaro
oh, by the way, people, i had came out of the hospital yesterday... i got 18 stitchies on my chin and elbow. ask me how did it happen NOW!

You tripped on your fishing/dishwashing gloves? Seagulls thought the zit on your chin was a dorito? Tried to give a bluefish a little tounge?

Seriously, if it's 18 stiches its probably a good story but if it's from falling on a rock and you weren't wearing creepers you have nobody to blame but yourself...

So what happened?

the bartenders guide I have at home lists a sweaty lumberjack right next to a prairie fire.


Prairie fire = tequila and tabasco
Sweaty Lumberjack = Yukon Jack and tabasco

sounds yummy huh?

Come on Notaro - tell us your story

Originally posted by Iwannakeeper
Sweaty Lumberjack = Yukon Jack and tabasco
AHHHH YESSS - Tobasco sauce was in the drink but not YJ - musta been the local varient....

oh, LOL, John, you slay me!

Notaro, I'd like to venture a guess at what happened, and tie a good deal of this thread together:

You were fighting the kissing bluefish when you thought you contracted a FEB through your turbo-lined Nasa gloves. After a trip to your general practitioner (Dr. Sprinkles), you stopped at the local bar for a cement mixer (shudder), a sweaty lumberjack and a couple of hairy buffalo's.... oh yah, and you had the hairy buffalo drink, too. You could barely walk, and you stagger full speed into the door of the bar, but this is not where you cut your chin.

As you left the bar, you ran into the incredulous Mr Macey, and had a rumble over the fact that this thread is NOT foolish, but instead an educational experience in everything from FEB's, to action figures, to bowel ailments to drinks. The fight was fierce, but this was not where you cut your chin.

After the scuffle, you decided to stop at Wendy's for some ExLax Burritos, and just ate them in the men's room to save time. The men's room floors had just been washed and were extremely slippery, but this is not where you cut your chin either.

Soon after leaving the bathroom you collapsed (thud) onto a rock pile in Spleen pain from what you thought was related to your FEB. Covered in lacerations and abrasions, you stood, dusted the pebbles of, and staggered home. Yep, you guessed it, not where you cut your chin.

At home, you stumbled up the stairs, doing a faceplant at the top of the stairs. (Nope, still not yet) By now, you've got a possible FEB, a "butt ring" and your fight with the rock pile left you bloody and exhausted. In bed, you flip on the Naked Fishing Channel news and collapse into bed.

You curl up with your Notaro Brownie Bum Doll and dream of Walmart Roll Back items and Richard Simmons. Pillow covered in drool, reeking of alcohol, last nights clothes rumpled on your body, you snooze.

The dreams turn to fishing in PTown. Bluefish. Bluefish so big, the one you're hauling in is twice your size. As he lays on the boat, twitching and flopping his massive tail, he turns to you. Blink, blink. He opens his mouth:
"Hey, pal, can I get a Screaming Viking?"

So startled by this talking bluefish, you jump back from him, trip on the net behind you, feel yourself falling...

And wake up to find yourself face down on the floor next to your bed, chin bleeding and in need of 18 'stitchies.'

:claps::claps::claps:

Sweetieface,

What is it you are suppose to be doing at work, while you weave such wonderful tales? That was a beautifully written piece of literay genius, including all aspects of this hilarious thread.

:claps::claps::claps::claps:
-IWK

Thank you Thank you.

I'm an overworked Admin who sometimes gets a quiet day.

I also have a knack for writing long winded things like that in under 5 minutes, and my top-speed typing helps to execute such escapades.....Super Admin!

LMAO... you must be either hella bored at work today, or you're feeling rather "creative" cuz that was hilarious story.. now that i've laughed ot loud, my coworkers are wondering what im laughing about...

:laughs: :laughs:

Super Admin - so. like Notaro, do you also have a costume with a cape and tights? And accesories like a phone and 'puter?

do I seen another blue light action figure? Super Admin with accessories and also her fisherwoman accesories?

this thread may never die.

OH!! I want a black cape, like Dracula. Black is slimming.

And a phone gun, looks like a phone, shoots out a laser.

And I want all sorts of cool James Bond-y gadgety things, like pens that record voices and tape dispensers that take pictures.... A staple remover that has hidden stun gun capabilities....yah...

Oh and one more thing, Iwanna, MY costume tights DONT have the seam going up the back like Notaro's....

Sweetieface, sounds like you want to be sorta like BatFink who boasted supersonic sonar-radar and wings like a shield of steel... hehehe... and btw, BatFink might make for a great lure for fishing stripers!!!!

:laughs: :laughs: :laughs:

when you get your james-bond gadgets and they make you something that helps find fish - order 2 - I want one.

Oh, they do have this fantastic item on the market for me. Its a computer mouse that just LOOKS like a mouse. Its got the red light at the bottom instead of the ball (Intellimouse), and when lowered into the water, this FishfinderMouse actually attracts giant stripers (40+) to you.

And you thought I was just your ordinary Admin. Asst......

Now you need a theme song.

Jugstah.....Batfink?...:D...Gee, and I thought I was old to remember that.....unfortunately, Sweetie, Notaro, and a lot of others here probably are WAY too young to even have a clue as to what you mention.....;)

But true afficionados of Bat Fink would remember the names of his big sidekick and his arch enemy?!?! Now those were cartoons. Gadgets? How about Courageous Cat and Minute Mouse?

Originally posted by STEVE IN MASS
Jugstah.....Batfink?...:D...Gee, and I thought I was old to remember that.....unfortunately, Sweetie, Notaro, and a lot of others here probably are WAY too young to even have a clue as to what you mention.....;)

Heh.. I'm only 32yo and I've watched a little BatFink... too bad they don't show it anymore.

And who knows, there are some youngsters who love to take in old cartoons of the past... :D

-Dan

Hehe.. his sidekick was Karate and his arch villian was Hugo a Go Go..

Indeed correct on both. CMU! Karate talked like a New Yawka. Hey Sweetie, thanks for bringing up the Batfink. This little diversion is just what I needed today.

I may speak for the youngsters in the crowd when I ask: WHO the H3LL is Batfink???

I'm w/ Sweetieface - no knowledge of Bat Fink.

Old cartoon shows from the 80s...

"Old cartoon from the 80's" Oh yea, you are a young 32 years old. We used to watch Bat Fink and the original Our Gang series(when Miss Crabtree was really hot) before elementary school, and that was probably the 60's early 70's. Anyone remember Robert Blake as one of the Little Rascals? And Buckwheat, the originator of the phrase "Otay". I'm starting to get symptoms from this "Symptoms" thread...symptoms of living in the past.

Jimbo- they had reruns of this show during the 80s, and since i was only in my 10s when I was watchign BatFink, you gotta give me credit for watching it.. :)

I loved it... when it was captioned, of course.

I wasn't actually a fan, myself, preferring Mister Magoo, Foghorn Leghorn and Yosemity, as far as cartoons go. But with 13 channels and black and white one couldn't be choosy about the shows one watched.

I tried to do a stunt at the kung-fu class last sunday. We were practicing for the august moon festival which is on next sunday aug 3 in chinatown. i performed a jumping back kick with the lion and a partner. i flipped and spun from the table and got my legs tangled up in with the tail and landed on the chin and my elbow. by the time, i lifted up the head and there was my blood splattering all over the floor. my uncle kai tried to stop bleeding with his barehand. i got a big wide gap hole on my chin and i could feel my bone after touching it. damn, it was a little deep. then i went to the hospital.

notaro... its not a good idea to try and kick your own ass kung-fu style.. :D

:laughs: :laughs:

jug - that is hysterical

after your stitches are out you better use vitamin E oil to prevent a scar.

*the new exciting Notaro action figure can now jump off a table and kick his own ass.... simply amazing!!!
......batteries not included...........

the Notaro Company has had a spike in its stock values....today
as announced on buisness.com -> news at 11:00

news flash: several more countries are considering banning the doll complaining that it may poke your eye out.

the military are now seeking the famous Notaro who declined comment saying they want him to teach the rangers how to perform the move.

North korea has now begged forgiveness for everything its ever said or done in response to the reports of Notaro expertise in martial arts.
:D :D :D

What about a combination set of Sweetieface - Notaro packaging as a combination set....hmmmmm...the possibilities

Yeah, I look like a black drum now...

Originally posted by Sweetieface
oh, LOL, John, you slay me!

Notaro, I'd like to venture a guess at what happened, and tie a good deal of this thread together:

You were fighting the kissing bluefish when you thought you contracted a FEB through your turbo-lined Nasa gloves. After a trip to your general practitioner (Dr. Sprinkles), you stopped at the local bar for a cement mixer (shudder), a sweaty lumberjack and a couple of hairy buffalo's.... oh yah, and you had the hairy buffalo drink, too. You could barely walk, and you stagger full speed into the door of the bar, but this is not where you cut your chin....'


ROTFLMAO...

nuff said

uuuuuuuuuhhhhhh, can I have a matched set of SF / Notaro dolls... like a collectors kit or the famous Franklin Mint series... with a doll every week fo the next 10 yrs. 3 easy payments of $19.99 each.... the whole series paid off in 1560 months

The Home Shopping Network and QVC are now selling these items at a discount.... buy two, get one free!!!!! and they'll include a vial of the flesh eating disease for free!!!

Bush is calling for the heads of both HSN and QVC On this matter....

:laughs:

keep this thread alive!

including the blowup doll of a FEB victim...

Notaro,

You need to change your Avatar from "Fairtex" ...to "Latex!"

What the hell is Fairtex again? Do I want to know? Is it acceptable for a "Family Friendly" site? :)

I would chew on that one...

But I'm afraid I'd cut my chin! :laughs:

ahhhh ha ha ha good one BLIZ!:D :boots: :bl2:

Guys, I'm holding my sides..... dying!!

Notaro, is Uncle Kai made of band-aids??? How does someone stop bleeding with a bare hand?

Jugstah, you continue to slay me.

Nils,.....19.99 each?? Thats IT?! A genuine Sweetieface Doll goes for MUCH more than that on ebay alone!
Just think of it Notaro....you and I could be the Barbie and Ken of the 21st Century..... Only Ken never had rotting flesh and Barbie never had a cape. Boy, did they miss out on some good times.

Now as for the blowup FEB doll...does that come in pieces... velcro to attach the limbs and digits that have fallen off??

You guys keep me laughing, I gotta say.

Sweetieface - are you sure you want to include a conversation including blow-up dolls? I am not going to say any more on the subject, but I think you just opened another whole thread or can of worms depending on where you are standing.

No, Iwanna,

Notaro brought it up....i was just chiming in on it!!!

Johnr, Fairtex is the name of the Muay Thai gym in Bangok, Thailand and San Francisco, CA. www.fairtex.com.

SF-yeah, it would be cool dating a supermodel like you ;) . Then I could buy a house on Mashpee. He tried to stop the bleeding.

Originally posted by Sweetieface
No, Iwanna,

Notaro brought it up....i was just chiming in on it!!!

:smash: :smash: :smash: :smash:

ding dong, I'm chiming in also..........

Originally posted by Sweetieface
Nils,.....19.99 each?? Thats IT?! A genuine Sweetieface Doll goes for MUCH more than that on ebay alone!

wow, I found the doll, you are right..... lot more than 19.99

Sweetie Face Doll (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2941845998&category=2405)

Originally posted by NilsC
wow, I found the doll, you are right..... lot more than 19.99

Sweetie Face Doll (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2941845998&category=2405)

Damn, a sweetieface doll is way beyond my budget!!!

I think a few Notaro dolls with self-implodin' mechanisms to show how a flesh-eating bacteria will leave him looking like.... an ebola victim... would be much more affordable...

:)

:D

you know there just is not enough toys on the market with a Hemmoragic Fever theme....

Maybe a whole new line of disease ridden toys.

But super assistant can save their lives?

That sweetieface doll is great, but looks nothing like me!! LOL
Matching beret and leather boots?? Hey now, what kind of doll is that anyway!?


Notaro Dolls should have opening midsections, to show the scientific things that happen with FEB.

Super Asst. CAN save lives!! No one patches a papercut like me!

Sweetieface, does the Uncle Kai Doll look like the Michelin Man?

Is he made out of Band Aid material?...

I can see it now,

Pull his string and he says...

"Have faith my little wounded one!"...

"It's Uncle Kai to the rescue!"...

And when he sings....

"I am stuck on Notaro, cuz Notaro's stuck on me!"

We now have the Clotting Chin Splitting Flesh Eaten Notaro action figure w/opening abdomen.

Uncle Kai Doll sold separately...


Gauze not included.

Can Sweetieface - super assistant kick her own ass too? They could be sold as a set!

Only if she comes with detachable legs!

We could get Jackie Chan to promote Notaro products!!!

*imagining Jackie Chan kicking his own ass in the exact way as Notaro kicked his own ass*

:laughs:

NO,...... super assistant doll does not need to kick her own a$$.

When she is not fighting crime at work (jammed copiers) or breaking up fights (who gets the conference rooms today?), super assistant doll is having her own a$$ kicked by the piles of work that tower on her desk!!

Thank you very much.


Calgon, take me away!

try some metamucil.. all that work piling up.. need to keep the crap regular...

:D :laughs: :D :laughs: :D

I think we need to put a cap on this thread before it starts to threaten our "longest thread in history" status!!!!!;) ;) ;) ;)



team looney where are you.....please speak out!

Originally posted by Jenn
I think we need to put a cap on this thread before it starts to threaten our "longest thread in history" status!!!!!;) ;) ;) ;)



team looney where are you.....please speak out! This is only at twenty pages. The've got 45000 toys to work thru, epidemics to thwart, and money to make on Ebay before this approaches the longest thread!

Originally posted by JohnR
This is only at twenty pages. The've got 45000 toys to work thru, epidemics to thwart, and money to make on Ebay before this approaches the longest thread!

Not to mention, the EPA and the CDC will be watching us very, very, very carefully, seeing as Notaro introduced some nasty fish diseases, and he has his likeness being built into small dolls that are a potential threat to national security.

And not only that, but Notaro has started kicking his own ass so that's bound to get the attention of Taunton State Hospital and the Medford State Hospital too...

And Saddam is probably trying to reach Notaro....

And Saddam is probably trying to reach Notaro....
For an a$$ kicking??

Speaking of Ebay and A$$ kickings, someone posted an as$ kicking on ebay once. It was a complete package, you buy airfare, lodging, etc. and this guy comes to your house and kicks the $hit out of you....and you pay!!
I contemplated sending him anonymously to a former boss of mine (and boy, did she have it coming), but decided that Hell would be a bit too hot for my liking, especially because she was not worth it, and declined the idea.... I wonder if anyone bought it....

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2943149700&category=1469

Ok i say we have a little fun. Who can make the best Notaro doll, by useing photoshop or other photo thingy. :)

Originally posted by missing link
Ok i say we have a little fun. Who can make the best Notaro doll, by useing photoshop or other photo thingy. :)

Sounds wicked like a plan!!! let's see you photoshop gurus get crackin'!!!!:D

I don't have the time for a couple weeks sadly - too much happenin'

what? you got a job?

heres my best useing paint. :)

lmfao!!!!:laughs: :laughs:

ROFLMAO.....

That is a great start. A high bar to set for people to try and top.

I Know Raven is going to do the best!!

:o :o :o damn u, man. :laughs:

eeebud!!!!!!!

is that all you can do? im not satisfied with the product. make a better one and i will approve it to every b&t store...

link, thats schweet.:laughs: :happy:

wheres the viles of flesh eating bacteria?

whats he gonna do whackem with his striper and slime them?

lol....:D .... having never had the pleasure of meeting JT nor
seeing a photo...i wouldnt know where to begin....
nice work tho missing link... the eraser removes the pasted backgrounds of your secondary layers if available...or you can download paintshop pro version 8 (now) for 30 days free use
from www.jasc.com

as i said raven would do better :)

:sled: :ss: :rocketem: :exp: ooohh, im gonna get you, raven.

LOL
L O freakin' L!!!!!

I only have MS Paint on my computer, but give me a day or two, I'll try to cook something good up!!!!

when i see this: (pic) it reminds me of you, or the sweetieface character!

this picture is the cell of my plague! off SW to the burning stake! :mad: :smash: :af:

I was waiting for someone to start posting sweetieface pictures.

This web page has a photo that is captioned with super assistant and a scary picture of notaro after colapsing (thud).
http://www.peteryang.com/bing/personal%20pages/words122702more.html

Why is Notaro sending me to a burning stake???? What happened here??!!!


Iwanna, I love it ! LOL! Part Assistant, Part Streetwalker....One job: overworked, underpaid, the other.....overpaid, under...well that's up to whoever is paying I guess..... lOL!!

:laughs: :laughs: :laughs:

This thread is like fine wine, it keeps getting better(funnier) with age!!!

SW, do you know why? Because you are the virus of my demise...You are the cell of my plague and the cause of my summer doldrum and my lost organs...:smash:

Originally posted by Notaro
SW, do you know why? Because you are the virus of my demise...You are the cell of my plague and the cause of my summer doldrum and my lost organs...:smash:

I found the organs..... LOL eeh, uuuh, macojoe found your hand...

http://www.striped-bass.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&postid=94381#post94381

Originally posted by macojoe
Wow!! Was that Notaro's hand?? :laughs:

LMFAO!

:laughs: :laughs:

wow organs sell for big bucks especially a spleen :hidin:

Notaro's organs can go for top dollar if he hasn't been infected by any nasty stuff, and he's such a choir boy his organs are that much more valued...

:D

Does anyone want to bid on my lost weenie for $500?

Originally posted by Notaro
Does anyone want to bid on my lost weenie for $500?

Notaro, it's such a little detail :laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs: , to find it after the bid will be like looking for the needle in the haystack. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

You pay me $500.00 a day, I'll help you look for it.....:D :D :D

Grote & Weigel :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash:

Uhhh..... John Wayne Bobbit already tried selling his for top dollar i hear.....

EW!!

And one giant EW to the brown recluse spider thing, I stopped looking at day 9 when the thumb was being held together like a turkey sewn up on turkey day.. OH GROSS!!!!

VOMIT VOMIT VOMIT!:yak:

I never made my picture of Notaro's doll, work's been busy. But now that I am the bain of Notaro's existance, maybe I'd better not make a doll picture.......

Originally posted by Sweetieface
Uhhh..... John Wayne Bobbit already tried selling his for top dollar i hear.....

EW!!

And one giant EW to the brown recluse spider thing, I stopped looking at day 9 when the thumb was being held together like a turkey sewn up on turkey day.. OH GROSS!!!!

VOMIT VOMIT VOMIT!:yak:

I never made my picture of Notaro's doll, work's been busy. But now that I am the bain of Notaro's existance, maybe I'd better not make a doll picture.......

But sweetieface, Notaro worships the ground you walk on, and he doesnt think of you as being the bane of his existence.. as a matter of fact, i'm sure he views you as the Holy Grail.. get busy on those mockups of the Notaro Doll!

:laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :D

Jugstah, you crack me up. I know I'm gonna laugh when I see you've replied to this!

I think Notaro would have a hit put out on me if he could...did you read his quote???
SW, do you know why? Because you are the virus of my demise...You are the cell of my plague and the cause of my summer doldrum and my lost organs...
Good thing I'm 1/2 italian, I can threaten with the mafia if I need to! lol

Originally posted by Sweetieface
Jugstah, you crack me up. I know I'm gonna laugh when I see you've replied to this!

I think Notaro would have a hit put out on me if he could...did you read his quote???

Good thing I'm 1/2 italian, I can threaten with the mafia if I need to! lol

LMAO... yes, I saw his quote, but I think he was just being macho and funny, but inside, he has a huge crush on you, seeing as you love the very same things he does... viruses, striped bass, and Notaro dolls! Heck, even you got a doll named after you, a sweetieface doll...

And if you marry Notaro, he's got the backing of the Chinese mafia, maybe??? so that means you got two aces!

:D

*reaching* lol!

Jugstah,
Since when are Notaro and I getting married???!!! Don't I have a say???
JohnR, no one told me about arranged marriages on this site when I signed up!! OY VEY!
Although the male:female ratio is pretty good here....

Will I throw a bouquet of Stripers?? Will my dress be silver and have fins? Will I cast to Notaro and reel myself up to the altar?

Originally posted by Sweetieface
Jugstah,
Since when are Notaro and I getting married???!!! Don't I have a say???
JohnR, no one told me about arranged marriages on this site when I signed up!! OY VEY!
Although the male:female ratio is pretty good here....

Will I throw a bouquet of Stripers?? Will my dress be silver and have fins? Will I cast to Notaro and reel myself up to the altar?

A wedding theme based on Striped Bass?

THIS I JUST GOTTA SEE!!!

And yes, you'll wear a Striped Bass wedding outfit, and Notaro will be dressed as a Surf Fisherman and while you're walking down the Aisle, he'll be reeling you in and when you get up to the Altar, you'll be flippin' yer flippers and all that.

And then you'll give away gifts of the Notaro dolls and you'll be receiving a ton of fishing stuff from the likes of JohnR, Saltheart, Christian, and all those other lure-makers. Heck, maybe you'll get lucky and someone'll give you two a boat to live in happily ever after. :D

:laughs: :happy: :happy: :laughs: :happy: :laughs:

Yah Jugstah, I'll be flippin you all something but it won't be my flippers!

Originally posted by Sweetieface
Yah Jugstah, I'll be flippin you all something but it won't be my flippers!

Oh? so now you're a mermaid?

:D

Originally posted by jugstah
Oh? so now you're a mermaid?

:D

:D

heres one

:laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs:

mrmacy, is that a fishing porno? i found a picture that was so funny and showed to striperjerk1. but it isnt apporiate for me to post it up here

I thought it would teach me how to bill fish you know like that fishing channel with the two girls Im a married man no porn for me!! what you doing looking at fish porn anyway!! lol! thats sick!

hahahhahaha, thats funny mrmacy. well, i hate to break it down to you, however, unfortuneately, there are many MARRIED couples in this county watch porno to help them to spice up their marriages by going to numerous and werid sex seminars like swinging and such as.

like this

good god, man, dont u have any good sexual fanasties? it doesnt involve monkeys. wait a min...

know peoples sexual fantasies for this is a fishing site better add a naked notaro doll to the line up im outa here gotta go buy eels for tonight!!

no way, man. good luck, mrmacy.

LMFAO!!!!

A Naked Notaro Doll?

And remember earlier, Notaro got offered services for $500/HR to get help finding his lost weenie??

I don't think a Naked Notaro Doll will sell very well!!!!

:laughs: :laughs: :laughs:

But of course, Sweetieface might buy a few and maybe burn them in effigy...:laughs: :laughs: in payback for Notaro's virus-filled commentary a few posts back...

Originally posted by jugstah
LMFAO!!!!

A Naked Notaro Doll?

I don't think a Naked Notaro Doll will sell very well!!!!


How about a Notaro lure... This one is based on the Notaro doll that Missing Link created...:D :D

It uses Gamakatsu's hooks on recycled plastic doll with stainless steel through wire with precrushed barbs...:confused: :smash: :laughs:

missing link, you will get royalty based on how this lure sell. :happy: :happy:

(how did Ben & Jlo get mixed in?)

i get some credit there.... for adding the bandana, the f.e.b. viles and the notaro emblem too...my lawyer will contact your lawyer....:D

dito :)

What a sick bunch you are, I love you nuts!!

Jugstah, do you REALLY think if I was a mermaid I'd be having trouble with my fishing?? No, I was thinking a different kind of animal to flip you altogether. Something that flies.....BIRDlike, if you will.....

Naked Notaro dolls....do these promiscuous dolls come with different viles of viruses, or just FEB?

I'm feeling a little dizzy after reading Notaro explaining what couples do with their porn tapes....MEDIC!

Fishing porno, huh? The possibilities are endless. Maybe Naked Notaro could come with a fishing video for educational purposes. And a Notarette doll for ...uh...practice. (She may have to be of the blow up persuasion...) lol

Originally posted by Raven
i get some credit there.... for adding the bandana, the f.e.b. viles and the notaro emblem too...my lawyer will contact your lawyer....:D

That will be a problem, since my lawyer is in a meeting behind door #666, his boss called. It's a hot place but someone 's gotta be there...

posession is 9/10'th of the ownership.... etc etc etc... yaddda yadda yadddda.

So Raven, what are your % of the cut? Missing link already have the contract signed for an exclusive.

SF, who are your promoter for the NEW Notaro couple? Did you get an exclusive with Toys-R-Us or maybe the Dollar store!

:D :D

Nils:cool:

my percentage is just one penny......................
from every paycheck of every employee from every company in the greater new england area for a period equal to the distribution cycle of the NOTARO line of action figures and the other side line of blowup fisherman dolls for the lonely fisherman.
All proceeds shall be divided equally between the families whose children are injured playing with Notaro action figures resulting in permanent loss of function.

screw that i need a chartplotter:smash: 182c 182c 182c 182c 182c 182c:laughs:

i have a new thing to add to notaro's action figure, his "SNADSPIKES." no, not sandspikes but snadspikes, one of notaros many inventions. you can see them in his thread.:laughs: ;)

Originally posted by Raven
the other side line of blowup fisherman dolls for the lonely fisherman.

:eek5: :sick: :uhoh: :sick: *gags* *gags* correction, fisherwomen.

BM WUZ HERE........................

Originally posted by Notaro
:eek5: :sick: :uhoh: :sick: *gags* *gags* correction, fisherwomen.

ROFL!!!!:laughs: :laughs:

Hey it was nice for BM to make his mark on this thread. If we were an overpass in the middle of Baltimore, BM would spraypaint his name all over the side in bold black letters! LOL.

Whats this I hear about a line of blow-up Fishermen?? Uh, ahem, I mean. Uh. Never mind.

(go ahead, Jusgtah...:laughs: )

One more thing before I go....
Do these blow up fisherman have blow up poles too??



............................................,

Fishing poles, guys. Fishing poles.

MY GRANDMA, WHAT DIRTY MINDS YOU HAVE!!!

Remember kids, its a family show!

(that was just TOO good to pass up!! LOLOL!!)

The action figures are coming along quite nicely, but where are the kevlar gloves & blue parapalegic underwear with the wheelchair guy on the front ?

Can someone from our photoshop dept please work on this?...

Where is Bloocrab when we need him?...:rolleyes:

Originally posted by Sweetieface
Hey it was nice for BM to make his mark on this thread. If we were an overpass in the middle of Baltimore, BM would spraypaint his name all over the side in bold black letters! LOL.

Whats this I hear about a line of blow-up Fishermen?? Uh, ahem, I mean. Uh. Never mind.

(go ahead, Jusgtah...:laughs: )

Why use the plastic when you can have the real thing???

:laughs: :laughs:

*please tell me that was not an off-color offer*
*please tell me that was not an off-color offer*

Jugstah...how'bout those Mets? :smash:

LOL LOL
L O L


WHAT!??!! is that!?

Mr Macey....
did YOU blow him up??

Fess up. He's yours, isn't he?

LOL!
Finally something you and the wife can do TOGETHER! LOL! ;)

Ok, I'm roughly five minutes from:

SAY NO!
AND GO!
AND TELL SOMEONE!



...or STOP, DROP AND ROLL!! LOL

It sure is a good thing you ain't a priest!!

DONE THAT! NOW WHAT!

OMG - Sweetieface - where in the hell do you shop!!??!!

That is by far the most distrubing thing I have ever seen.

Congratulations for taking this thread to a whole new level!

I am laughing so hard I am having trouble breathing!! LOOK AT THAT LAMB!!!!

Iwanna, remember, Saudi Arabia has internet too......and a need for lovin'!

LOL!

I did a search on google, for blow up dolls. The site: gaggiftstore.com came up, I was dying! THe first 5 alone, blow up man, blow up woman, blow up lamb, blow up pig.... lol!!!!

Ok, signing off now before I tear the place down.

(if only I could use my powers for good instead of evil!)

MY EYES!!! I THINK THEY BURNED OUT:confused: :smash:

Well, *I* thought it was funny.
You said: what else? After blow up man and woman dolls... that was an answer.

You guys are in rare form today.

you might be interested in :D

THAT is hysterical!!!

As long we are shooting for weird blow-up dolls.

damn, :err: :shocked: u guys are pretty most sickest people, u know? if i ever fish with any of you, i have an request for y'all... please do not blow me up in my rear while im plugging in the water. and i better not to see the bubbles on the surface...:p

mmmmmm aliens! Now ya in MY league :D

I haven't looked at this thread in weeks...and come to see this stuff. YOUZE GUYZ ARE SICKOS

:D

I like it :smash: :smash:

see ya in a few more months

You are all a bunch of freaks :rollem: :wall: - you too Notaro. We've gone from Pancreas and Spleen issues to Saudi Arabian (or New Hampshire) Sex Toys and whenever this thread deveates to the deviants it's usually after a Notaro ""$500 for a lost snausage"", ""snadsspikes"" (OK, that was a tYpO) , or theraputic swinging & swapping for married couples (and I'm guessin' you haven't had a wife to swap, swing, or any of the other associated stuff without paying for it - but I digress...) - that was kinda sortofa joke .

Notaro - no doubt you need to explore your sexual fantasies but unless it's with a big fat striped gal with golden eyes and a spiny back you might with to play Magellan in Tights somewhere else :laughs: . Persoanlly the slightest hint of FEB being spread amongst the "Swappers" at the Somerville Holiday Inn :bshake: is not something I want to read here.

SweetieFace - how many marriage proposals do you think you'll get here :D

Again, this is the dark corner of a fishing site :yak5: - so let's still have fun here but keep the Inflate-A-Dates to a minimum please - never know when zipperheads 8 year old daughter is looking over his shoulder :eek5:

funny!!!:D

and going strong. :D

CDC need to link to this tread to show how fast FEB can get out of control when the spleen is involved:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

HEY!!! What is this green "stuff" growin' under my toe nail??? :yak:

Has Notaro been in the CT surf??? :smash:

John, I'm holding out for 10.

Let this thread be a lesson to the rest of ya: What happens when good FEB's go bad!

We gotta tone this thread down. We don't want make ourselves look bad...

Mtbrz1, I have not been to CT surf.

feb!!!:confused:

did you read from the beginning, mrmacy?

Aye Carmbra!:rolleyes:

Mr Macey,
You fail to remember that you put up a picture of a doll and said something to the effect of: Been There, Done that....

I thought (ha ha) the next doll you could move on to (after the boy and girl dolls) would be something a bit more ...creative. Hence the lamb.

Then all h3ll broke loose and the room thinks I'm some sort of freak!

I give up.

And I do NOT get people into trouble!

Oh, and FEB = Flesh Eatin' Bacteria! - or "February", depending on who's looking at it.

im ascared of fish and beautiful womans ! Im trying to get past it ( sure is fun ) but I dont know how well Im doing .

you are all nuts ( take it from some one who resembles that remark ) ! Im a lune , Im crazy and Im infected with LOVE !
take off those black shoes and white socks ginger .

I hate pork, spiders, and bugs. They are disgusting. Pork is disgusting to eat. I don't like the taste. Every time I enter my dad's work (he's a butcher), I tend to stand in front of his store.

Many times phobias can arise from simply pairing two unrelated stimuli to cause a wanted response. For example, if I was to make an extremely loud and startling noise behind Notaro everytime he had a sip of Smirnknoff ice. Eventually he would associate the unpleasant noise to the refereshing, ever smooth, Smirknoff. Many times the assosiation can be so strong that a phobia could manifest.

Thanks Dr. Mikey.

And Mr. Macey, I am calm. I was saying it more Matter-of-factly than in a mad way. THATS the problem with internet, you can't hear tone of voice....
for instance, if I could hear Chris L while he said what he just said above, I think it might sound something like a circus merry-go-round or a clown car tune....

and maybe at that circus there would be lots of BALLOONS!!!!!

hmmmmm....you were called mrMacey in grade school....maybe a problem stems from that.

me - I am scared of spiders, any spider bigger than a dime scares the crap out of me.

I gotta go with you on that one. If it has more legs than me and is not a dog or other household pet, I'm not a fan. If it can crawl across the ceiling, scamper faster than me, or go unnoticed on my pillow (shudder) I'm chasing it with my shoe.
UNLESS its a spider big enough to either leave guts on the wall, or if it looks like something that will either crack when I hit it or pop.

Im dizzy from going around and round could some one turn it off .


bring in the clowns !!!
The Eight Clown Commandments

I will keep my acts, performance and behavior in good taste while I am in costume and makeup. I will remember at all times that I have been accepted as a member of the clown club only to provide others, principally children, with clean clown comedy entertainment. I will remember that a good clown entertains others by making fun of himself or herself and not at the expense or embarrassment of others.

I will learn to apply my makeup in a professional manner. I will provide my own costume. I will carry out my appearance and assignment for the entertainment of others and not for personal gain or personal publicity when performing for either the International club or alley events. I will always try to remain anonymous while in makeup and costume as a clown, though there may be circumstances when it is not reasonably possible to do so.

I will neither drink alcoholic beverages nor smoke while in makeup or clown costume. Also, I will not drink alcoholic beverages prior to any clown appearances. I will conduct myself as a gentleman/lady, never interfering with other acts, events, spectators, or individuals. I will not become involved in or tolerate sexual harassment or discrimination on the basis of race, color, religion, sex, national origin, age, disability or any protected status.

I will remove my makeup and change into my street clothes as soon as possible following my appearance, so that I cannot be associated with any incident that may be detrimental to the good name of clowning. I will conduct myself as a gentleman/lady at all times.

While on appearance in makeup and costume, I will carry out the directives of the producer or his designated deputies. I will abide by all performance rules without complaint in public.

I will do my very best to maintain the best clown standards of makeup, costuming, properties, and comedy.

I will appear in as many clown shows as I possibly can.

I will be committed to providing an atmosphere free of discrimination and harassment for clowns of all ages to share ideas and learn about the art of clowning.

I for one are uncomfortable around clown(s)
:D
Scary (http://www.ags.uci.edu/~dcoble/clowns/clowns.html)

... spiders are high in protein, taste like chicken
:cool:

hey Nils we seemed to get along when we met at King Cove . I take it you dont like the movie killer klowns from outer space or the insane clown Posse or john wayne gacy ( the killer clown ) . I know many people that dislike clowns . I will have to make sure I dont wear my clown makeup when I attend flings/legs/getto gethers

MrMacy, go back to your spot for a cool down...:smash: :D

Not afraid of clowns, I just don't like them. When I was a kid, my brother and I went on the Bozo the Clown show on TV. I didn't want to go, but my mother insisted it would be fun.
Well, Bozo got in my face and I ripped his red bulb nose off right his face there on live TV. They weren't too happy with me. Neither was Bozo.

:smash: :smash: :smash:

my brothers and i got kicked out of the bozo the clown studio
told that damn clown to cram it.....:D

Back when I was 17, I used to work for the Strawbwerry the Clown company. I used to drive the fun train. I was fired because I rolled the train full of kids. No one was hurt, but they said I was out of control and not cut out for that kind of work.

Fear of Clowns seems healthy, ever since John Wayne Gacy.

And if anyone knows the "Pagliacci" story of how sad clowns really are......

I am all for a fear of clowns.

RM, the mental picture I just got from that is priceless. Speaking of being thrown out, I might get tossed for laughing out loud at my desk!! LOL

JohnR, Can we have an SB Halloween Party??? I know JUST what I will dress up as....

SweetieFace - super assistance per-chance?

Good Lord no! I wear that cape and those tights all week at work! Halloween is time for something different....

Did your mental picture have hair? I had hair back then you know.

I guess the picture was just of the whole train full of cheering kids toppling over to one side. One of those little trains that Ricky Schroeder had in silver spoons.
No one got hurt though, just the round-mouthed expressions of shock that kills me!

That is basically what happened. It was kind of scary though. Kids were crying, mom's were crying, and I was crying. But I used to look good when I would cry with a full head of hair.

LOL

You keep talking about that hair. I am picturing a light-skinned buckwheat tanking a train full of kids at the mall!!!!


:smash: :smash: :smash:

Pretty close. I was at a country club. AS far as the light skinned Buckweet goes, my hair was less of an afro and more of the reverse Chris L (that's what I call a mullet now) Short in the back and long in the front. I call that style the flock of seagulls.

LOL
Did it swing into your eyes when you moved your head???

ok...I am no long scared of spiders - I am scared of "flock of seagulls" haircuts

For a little while. Ok this is how the story goes. When I was a kid I always used to make fun of my dad's yinkle. You know that one 3 foot long piece of hair bald guys grow to comb over. Well when he would drive down the road his yinkle would always get sucked out of the window and wave around in the breeze like a rooster tail. So I swore that I would never let that happen to me. I started to grow my hair long when I was about 16 because I knew it was going to be my last chance. I started out with the flock of seaguls style. Then I eventually let the rest catch up. My problem is that my hair WAS very curly. I'm a dude, I don't know how to take care of long hair. I want to wash my hair and go. So it started to Dread up. At about twenty-one I had some fat locks in the back of my head. However, at this time I was well on my way to the world of the bald man. So, on the top of my head I just had one little dinky dred lock. I looked like some kind of deranged rastafarian cabbage doll. Then I shaved my head. I hope that aswered your questtion.

I feel for you man.....I am beginning to thin on top myself. I am holding my own so far, but it is only a matter of time.

But like you - I am going to take it like a man and shave it..... not only can I not take care of long hair, I can't do the transplant thing either. I am a guy and it sounds like too much work

I estimate 2 years until shave day

It'll be the best thing you ever did! Low maintenance and girls always wanna rub your head. I really did have a lot more success with the women when I did the bald thing. However, the calibur of the girls I would meet changed dratically as well. Instead of dating the library types, I started hooking up with bi-sexual pagan witches and the like. Oh well I gotta go. I'll talk to you guys tomorrow.

Originally posted by Notaro
Hey guys, what is the first symptom of the flesh-eating bacteria? I got a big cut from the line and used a little torn out glacier glove for baitfishing for blues with mackerels. I am starting to feel some kind of a little imflamation and pain on my spleen, stomach, or internal organs. I'm starting to worry. Any suggestion?

Notaro,
when you asked this question... did you know it was a classic in the making?
Maybe we can sell the movie right to this tread on ebay...:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Strarting

Notaro,
when you asked this question... did you know it was a classic in the making?
Maybe we can sell the movie right to this tread on ebay...:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Strarting

uhh, no

This could sell on ebay:

. some kind of deranged rastafarian cabbage doll.

Uh...Iwanna? If I were you, I'd keep it short and neat.
While hairstyles don't matter tremendously, I know of a lot of gals (such as myself) who see bald and the first thought is:....skinhead? Ratba$tard? The kid who terrorized the fat boy in 5th grade?

Stereotype I know....

But sometimes a little hair is better than none. I've not met you, but I'm warning you, not all men can pull of the shaved look.

Rappin Mikey happens to be able to pull of the skinhead look, but we all know he terrorized kids on choo choo trains, so it fits him well.....

still laughin my ass off here....

RM - bi-sexual pagan witches Went to school near Mount Holyoke?

this thread will never end, right?:hs:

thanks for the advice SweetieFace.

two things..

1. I keep it high and tight now, and will as long as I can.....and the bald thing is a last resort.

2. I am lucky enough to have already found wonderful woman, the love of my life and she said she will understand.

So I don't see any need for my hairstyle to ever effect my dating status ever again.

If for some unforseen reason, I have to enter the dating pool again...I will be stuck with the "bi-sexual pagan witches " that mikey dates....

lol, abracadabra, a date! poof!

Why is MrMacey waving at me? What did I miss? Maybe he's just being friendly, I will wave back....

:bshake:

WOAH!! OOPS!!! Sorry! I mean to say:

:wave:

u re gonna make him run outta window and he is gonna fall out from room and fall unintentionally like a cartoon!:eek:

Can anybody screw @ with this picture and give me some hair and maybe a little FEB on some of my extremedies. O.K. maybe I just wanted to show off these little guys I got on some eels one night.

those are beauties Mikey

RM, I'd love to help you out.

Inspired by a well known celebrity, allow me to introduce you to: Rappin Whitney:

Or, if that doesn't suit your fancy, I've also gone Celebrity with you here with:

Rappin' Meg Ryan:

Or, my all time personal favorite, inspired by everyone's favorite Latina singer, dancer and actress....

Rappin' JLo:

eeww, now, that's a disease. mikey, u look better when u re as balad as bruce willis. re those ptown stripers?

lol!:D :happy: :happy: :laughs: :happy: :laughs: :happy:

oh, LOL!!! *gasp* hahahahahaha

its my new desktop wallpaper!!! LOLLOLOL!!!!

that fear clowns lol!! cause mikey is a funny guy!!!!

Good one Macey...



http://striped-bass.com/images/rm1b.jpg

hey, this is a side we dont see from johnr. he got a sense of humor too.

Originally posted by Notaro
hey, this is a side we dont see from johnr. he got a sense of humor too.

Having to first digitally edit your posts of your sexual fantasies and porn star aspirations and then physically erase my memories of these posts takes up a lot of the reserve mental capacity that could spawn anything beyond a dry sense of humor :laughs:

Those are awesome!! You guys and girl really make me laugh. Not one person got the FEB in though. I like Mr. Macey's the best.

relate to it!!:D

Showing the FEB would require images that violate online indecent exposure laws in this county and others...

you people are disturbed!!!;)


Mikey.......hmm...the back ground of that picture looks VERY familiar!:D :D :D :D

I'll be there in about 6 hrs.

Hm...

I'm am so not going there :laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs:

People have told me I've slept with cows before but never horses!! Sweetieface, I just howled out loud and brought all the other counselors screaming into my office. You are gonna get me fired, I'm supposed to be filing.

heres mine :)

I'm Popeye the Striped-Bass Man!

(ok, really gotta get back to work now!)

LMAO !!!!! mikey good pics for your desk . I bet the students would like to see the other side of counciler Mr Bomb . That must be the village side of Mikey . Mr Macy the clown was perfect . but I bet it scared alot of people from this thread . Im ascared of february !

http://striped-bass.com/images/pm_rm1b.jpg

What did you say about bad hair days?

What am I there a cross of Darth Maul and Crystal Gail? CL there is only one side of me. I am what I am, and that's all that I am! gugu gugu gu

ELMO!!!

"Mikey loves his crayons,
and his goldfish too,
that's Mikey's Rap...."

Elmo is good

"Mikey loves his crayons,
and his goldfish too,
that's Mikey's Rap...."

Elmo is good

looks like his tail is giving everyone the bird....

Hey, I do have one request - why does everyone need to leave that big white space? Cut the picture out into its own new pic without whitespace and THEN post it...

looks like his tail is giving everyone the bird....

Hey, I do have one request - why does everyone need to leave that big white space? Cut the picture out into its own new pic without whitespace and THEN post it...

he is popeye ! "I yam what I yam"

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I'm strong to the "Finich"
'Cause I eats me spinach
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
I'm one tough Gazookus
Which hates all Palookas
Wot ain't on the up and square
I biffs 'em and buffs 'em
An' always out-roughs 'em
an' none of 'em gits no-where.
If anyone dasses to risk
My "Fisk" it's "B#^&#^&#^&#^& an'
It's "Wham" un 'erstan'?
So, keep "Good Behavor"
That's your one life saver
With Popeye the Sailor Man.

swf, that's disgusting. have u seen one of the tv show called, king of the hills? there is an espoide when dale is renewing his wedding vows to nancy and his wife is trying to persuade him to invite his father to their matritional ceremony. he refused to invite him because of the past fisaco between his wife and his father. then nancy turns to hank hill and his pals to find dale's old man. they did find him alright, at the gay rodeo in dallas, texas.

when u drew thatm it pops up in my head.

JohnR.... you are posting double... or maybe I'm seing double lol

This is way funny.

See you all here after Labor day... I'm on vacation. Maybe I'll see you in the surf.


Nils:cool:

Originally posted by NilsC
See you all here after Labor day... I'm on vacation. Maybe I'll see you in the surf.

Nils :cool:

Have a good time - know where you'll be....

there hasnt beena reply on tis thread in days, so I figured I'd drop a buzz and say YO!!!!!

Notaro, how's the royalties on your disease-ridden dolls? :)

Talking about dangerous toys got me to thinking about the funniest gag Commercials/products from Saturday Night live.

Like "The ChainSaw Teddy Bear" and " Bag of Glass" toys

Or other Classics like the "Bassomatic - THAT'S GREAT BASS!!"

What is everyones favorite skit? I, like jugstah was getting nervous that this thread was slowing down.....time to make it busy again. Come on Sweetieface, I know you got input on this.

-IWK

That's all you guys got? Maybe we should change the subject to keep this legendary plug running.

Best SNL skit = DeNiro Homeland Security skit

LiveFromNY (http://www.broadbandreports.com/r0/download/337580~d269582508fd0e6ad37b21183ceb7496/LivefromNY.zip)

++++++++++++++++++

I'm getting a page not found error, but if you highlight the entire address and hit enter, it will give you the option to open or download.

Mikey - my attempt failed miserably....please cast away

Yes, of course i have imput on this!

Who remembers this:

WOWEEE!!! First, they chop off my head. Then they put me in the oven, 350 degrees, WOWEE!! Look at me kids!

"Hey, Clucky, you taste great!!" (while the little cartoon head drips blood in the corner of the screen while the kids eat his legs)

Oh LOL LOL!!!! just LOVE that. Everytime I use the oven, and set it to 350, I have to belt out: "WOWEE! 350 degrees! Look at me!"

That Clucky the Chicken gets me every time!

Oh, and by the way, the Elmo picture is a screaming riot!! You guys are hysterical.

John, sorry about the white. Didn't know how to fix it.... :eek:

I love potato puffs

MS Paint for Dummies :hihi: :wavey:

Originally posted by Rappin Mikey
I love potato puffs

I'm quite fond of Cheezballs and Cheetos!!!

to revitalize FLESH EATING BACTERIA : you take several crushed
cheetos and put them in a wide mouth beaker and stir them
with a bluefish dorsal fin adding slowly and carefully 3 drops of Notaro summer swet (careful it could explode -wear safety glasses)
keep stirring ....ever so slowly and watch it begin to bubble and fizz as it multiplies. Store in environmentally safe vacumed sealed viles. hazard warning!! RATED -> :skulz: :skulz: :skulz:

RM, I LOVE Cheetos!!!!!!

Have to be one of my fave snack items when I'm not watching what I eat. Those and twinkies. I love twinkies!!!!

Have you tried the new ranch cheetos? Sassy!! Twinkies rule. Is it true that the cream filling is really made out of pantyhose???

never liked any of the ranch chips... ranch cheetos sounds wicked nasty... and as a kid, i ate a lot of twinkies that i became a twinkie clone.. thank god i've stopped eating 'em...

start working out. gotta look buff for ur future wife, dan!;)

i like hot stuffs like hot and fire cheetos and chips.

Originally posted by Notaro
start working out. gotta look buff for ur future wife, dan!;)

i like hot stuffs like hot and fire cheetos and chips.

I could never be buff... a side effect of working in the IT industry... :D

use the machine that build muscles, u know the one u saw on the commerical? i personally never use them.

Originally posted by Notaro
use the machine that build muscles, u know the one u saw on the commerical? i personally never use them.

hahaha.... i'll pass.. if i want muscles, i'll do it the hard way, on mty golds bench and my diet but its a matter of wanting to.. :)

diet stuffs dont do squat. it's abt balancing ur eating intake.

Originally posted by Notaro
diet stuffs dont do squat. it's abt balancing ur eating intake.

exactly what im saying.. that's what a diet is all about... besides, im not fat anyway, just a slight spare tire... :)

*snorts* *neighing* hahaha

Originally posted by jugstah
I could never be buff... a side effect of working in the IT industry... :D Hear that commercial? "Come on, you throw like an IT guy" :D :laughs:

*neighing* Okay :smash: