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Originally Posted by RIJIMMY
simple answer - since we are currently in a democratic administration, the aliens from another planet will be forced to rely on the government for all basic needs, thus they will owe their survival to the government. All aliens will then be legalized and this will ensure that the continue to vote for the democratic party that supplies them their basic necessities.
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No way they'd go on the dole - they would have boundless opportunities for book deals: The Alien's Guide To The Universe, The Complete Idiot's Guide To Interstellar Travel, then they could follow that up with couple of sexual memoirs of their relationships with Shirley MacLaine and a shocker about a threesome the pilot had with Mackenzie & Papa John Phillips.
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