Illegals coming into the USA question

[Cool Beans]

To be honest the State Dept. has a very alien friendly policy. I know Spence was given citizenship and a new car, the same as I got when I arrived. They set us up with careers and human women to make our brides. I know of 5 others aliens who frequent this board. We came to Earth, because we caught all the fish on our home planet.

[eastendlu]

[Cool Beans]

That is funny!! So by listening to that last line, you figured out why Spence is here...lol... I'm just here for the fish and fat chicks.....
From space Rhode Island looked to be the capital for both, so here I am....

[buckman]

Originally Posted by Cool Beans

To be honest the State Dept. has a very alien friendly policy. I know Spence was given citizenship and a new car, the same as I got when I arrived. They set us up with careers and human women to make our brides. I know of 5 others aliens who frequent this board. We came to Earth, because we caught all the fish on our home planet.

You had me until the last line. I call BS

[Cool Beans]

Originally Posted by buckman

You had me until the last line. I call BS

Alright, you got me there, that's not why we left..... You see, on our world, everyone fishes and catches fish, and those few that get skunked are publicly flogged..... We left, because we got tired of the public spankings......