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[Newboater]

I'm wondering if my metabolism is changing. The older I get the sooner hot food changes to ' pffffft-plop'

If I eat a hot breakfest at a diner it seems like 3 eggs, 2 sausage, 2 toast and 2 french toast takes about 33.5 minutes to turn into liquid sludge.

Any Older Pharts than 61 care to comment on this phenon....phenone.....phe...... kind of thing ????

The Olde Sarge